Crime fighter.

[shady77]

Greetings my fellow Dk denizens.

this thread is to let you know that I have decided to become a crimefighter.
I thought about names and tried "ACE-MAN", "STRON-MAN", and others, but none felt right and i settled on "THE MAN".
I would just like to offer my services to the public and if you need help regarding crime etc, the please feel free to post here or pm me and i'll try and help.

Thankyou for listening citizens

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

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[bodaccea]

yeah shady i got a hit list for ya as long as yer arm

slightly concerned about the name

THE MAN - cus if you take away a couple of the letters, and add a couple more then rearrange em you get WAN*ER !!!


what area of crime are you targeting?

[Curious123]

Hello Shady or should I call you mr muscles the cleaner,
This is Branson here, my m8 Curious123 tells me its criminal how many burgers around here are getting away with free cable with dodgy boxes. Any ideas how you can help me sort this out, if it caries on like this I might have to sell a few of my islands in the Bhamas.

[cauliflower69]

Hello Shady or should I call you mr muscles the cleaner,
This is Branson here, my m8 Curious123 tells me its criminal how many burgers around here are getting away with free cable with dodgy boxes. Any ideas how you can help me sort this out, if it caries on like this I might have to sell a few of my islands in the Bhamas.

pmsl very good

[shady77]

i see my efforts to make the world a better place are taken as a joke.
i see what people think of me round here.
i had a taste of it in the "would i make a good mod" thread a few months back, but i foolishly ignored it.
i now realise that i am seen as some sort of joke, a clown if you will.
i have actually got super powers now after an ear infection caused me to go deaf for a bit and heightened my other senses (a bit like daredevil).
but obviously people dont believe me.
if you do believe, and no one else can help you, then pm me
between about 17:00 and 19:00 monday to wednesday and 09:00 to 15:00 saturdays.
like other superheroes i have a cool mode of transport. in my case it is a raleigh vektar bike, however i have not got super legs, so my crimefighting area is limited.
if you live outside my normal operational area of a 6 mile radius of my house, then a contribution towards bus/train will be expected (i'm not superman).
i am in the process of making a suit and once completed i will be interviewing sidekicks. if you are interested in becoming a sidekick (with excellent promotion opportunities (like robin got promoted to nighthawk). then please contact me in the usual way.
also after a good think whilst in my fortress mof solitude (or toilet) i have decided on a new name to reflect my powers more.
the name is
SENSOR!!
power to taste!
power to touch!
eyes of a shitehouse rat!
smell of one of those blokes who works in a perfume lab!

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

i see my efforts to make the world a better place are taken as a joke.
i see what people think of me round here.
i had a taste of it in the "would i make a good mod" thread a few months back, but i foolishly ignored it.
i now realise that i am seen as some sort of joke, a clown if you will.
i have actually got super powers now after an ear infection caused me to go deaf for a bit and heightened my other senses (a bit like daredevil).
but obviously people dont believe me.
if you do believe, and no one else can help you, then pm me
between about 17:00 and 19:00 monday to wednesday and 09:00 to 15:00 saturdays.
like other superheroes i have a cool mode of transport. in my case it is a raleigh vektar bike, however i have not got super legs, so my crimefighting area is limited.
if you live outside my normal operational area of a 6 mile radius of my house, then a contribution towards bus/train will be expected (i'm not superman).
i am in the process of making a suit and once completed i will be interviewing sidekicks. if you are interested in becoming a sidekick (with excellent promotion opportunities (like robin got promoted to nighthawk). then please contact me in the usual way.
also after a good think whilst in my fortress mof solitude (or toilet) i have decided on a new name to reflect my powers more.
the name is
SENSOR!!
power to taste!
power to touch!
eyes of a shitehouse rat!
smell of one of those blokes who works in a perfume lab!

: u = very funny but helpful....

[BobbyX]

I will be ur sidekick if u like. however my methods may not fit in with ur own ideals. My name will be NastyMan. I will not do things by the book and people will get hurt and property destroyed but i will get the job done and thats all that really matters.
If u were to turn down my application it would be of no consequence as i intend to fight crime my way in any case.
in fact it should be u joining me. i am the more powerful. i run faster, i fight harder and i am not a bit deaf.
ur choice, join me or cowwer before me!!!!

[Jaffa]

@shady and bobbyX...are you 2 on the same medication or have you been taking the others by mistake or have you not been taking it at all.

[shady77]

Sensor cowers before no man!
I accept your application to join me.

Now we are two.

But after being reminded of stuff like JLA, The Avengers etc. I believe the way forward would be a crimefighting unit.

I suggest the name Crimefighting Super Team Go!

I welcome applications to join and also suggestions for names.
thankyou

[cauliflower69]

I've found it your theme music for when the inevitable cartoon series gets made.

h**p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS9GR3wawhs


By the way great thread

[shady77]

funny vid. but i am afraid that i've already got theme tune sorted.
thanks anyway
btw. this is my vid that i made for a tv series i had an idea for

[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mYbubCNUAtg]YouTube - TV SERIES TRAILER. HELP! VALENTINE & ST. GEORGE[/ame]

[bodaccea]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?

[caveman_nige]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?

grrrrrrrrr meowwww grrrrrrrrrrr niceeeeeee

[shady77]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?

OK, you've got a suit.
1st. I'd have to see you in costume to ....erm.... see if you're suit will stand up to a lot of action.
2nd. You need a name