Awkward situation at work

[happy_highlander]

Anybody been in an awkward situation lately. My latest was tonight....was called out to a job and the woman at the house was heavily pregnant with her first child. I get the manhole up and start clearing the blocked drain. At this point the woman comes to the back door to ask if I wanted a cup of tea. As she is stood there the drain clears and a condom shoots out the pipe and lands 6 feet away from her. Just to add insult to injury her husband is supposedly working late again

[RedSpider]

did you put it on and slip her one?

[happy_highlander]

did you put it on and slip her one?

That's nasty......I charged her ?180 instead

[wetdog]

did you put it on and slip her one?

cant see the point of putting it on, he cant kniock her up and she is far more likely to catch something

[Grizz]

That's nasty......I charged her ?180 instead

so you did screw her ........

[reddevil157]

?180... she got a right shafting , time to become a drain unblocker me thinks

[pwathw]

can you teach me to unblock drains im hung like a donkey i can block anyhole up

[PAUL7331]

So the husband has been slipping somebody one whilst the pregnant wife has been out? Or he's been having a posh w*nk.

[RedSpider]

or there's a rat in the drain with a man-sized love shaft

[Evastar]

wasn't necessarily from her house, could have been from a neighbours

[cantona7]

wasn't necessarily from her house, could have been from a neighbours

bet it was hers though.....go back and ask her

[happy_highlander]

wasn't necessarily from her house, could have been from a neighbours

It was definately from her house no other houses connected and she knew this. Do you know more about this than you are letting on eva that you are suggesting excuses for her hubby who by the way was working late ! again !

[Meat-Head]

It was definately from her house no other houses connected and she knew this. !

Could have been stuck to a sticky bit of turd, or hair.

What caused the blockage (for reference) - how to prevent this.

Must admit, ?180 to paddle in somebody elses shit, no thanks

[happy_highlander]

Could have been stuck to a sticky bit of turd, or hair.

What caused the blockage (for reference) - how to prevent this.

Must admit, ?180 to paddle in somebody elses shit, no thanks

And the wrapper now that would have been even more of a coincidence.

Baby wipes.

Job took 30 mins..Not a bad hourly rate,,, even by a garage standard

[Evastar]

It was definately from her house no other houses connected and she knew this. Do you know more about this than you are letting on eva that you are suggesting excuses for her hubby who by the way was working late ! again !

her hubby? if he was playing away he hardly brought the used condom home with him to chuck down the loo pmsl

anyway it could have been stuck there for months and months, gradual build up of stuff to block the drain