good bye old girl :(
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Please accept by belated condolence on the sad demise of another farmers toolbox.
A Short Obituary.
Though I didn't know the rust bucket personally, I felt as though a great weight was lifted from the worlds shoulder when they lowered the remains (including old trampoline) into the jaws of plenty.
No more will it haunt country lanes belching out its carcinogenic filth nor will it rattle its way down main street to the laughing and mocking of pedestrians. 'Bessie', for she was a female, won't be emptying your wallet anymore and when you get a hankering for to take the calves to market you will just have to herd them there.
So go,red shame, to your restful, sorry, rustful reward knowing that you made your contribution to the hole in the ozone and on quiet summer evenings when I'm overcome with the smell from the silage maybe, just maybe, my spirit will be lifted as I hear that bloody horn of yours tooting in Hell.
Rust in Peace.Comment
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Thats just so Brill PatPlease accept by belated condolence on the sad demise of another farmers toolbox.
A Short Obituary.
Though I didn't know the rust bucket personally, I felt as though a great weight was lifted from the worlds shoulder when they lowered the remains (including old trampoline) into the jaws of plenty.
No more will it haunt country lanes belching out its carcinogenic filth nor will it rattle its way down main street to the laughing and mocking of pedestrians. 'Bessie', for she was a female, won't be emptying your wallet anymore and when you get a hankering for to take the calves to market you will just have to herd them there.
So go,red shame, to your restful, sorry, rustful reward knowing that you made your contribution to the hole in the ozone and on quiet summer evenings when I'm overcome with the smell from the silage maybe, just maybe, my spirit will be lifted as I hear that bloody horn of yours tooting in Hell.
Rust in Peace.

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and jok ~~~~ off fud



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