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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448
    #1

    Parental Wisdom

    A conversation with my dad in the pub....

    DAD - It'll be time to change my watch soon.

    ME - Ah, yes. Going back an hour.

    DAD - Yes, but I don't bother with that b*ll*cks. I have two watches with an hours difference between them. I will literally change my watch.

    Is this laziness or is this genius?

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    • patkins
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3662
      #2
      You're a man after my own heart Red.I don't change my watch either and people are amazed at this as if I couldn't add or subtract an hour from the time it shows.
      I've been told years ago that it is not good rewinding a watch and it's a shit load of bother to wind it forward.

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        • cablefreejunkie
          DK Veteran
          • Jul 2008
          • 1717
          #3
          I dont share the same problem as i dont wear a watch and neither does the wife
          Instead we watch the sun and the moon and the stars and interplanetary shifts and calculate the time from that. Its a very very accurate way of telling the time
          Oh shite ive got to go im late for work
          The control of information is the consolidation of power

          ?I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire. The man who controls Britain?s money supply controls the British Empire and I control the British money supply.? ? Nathan Rothschild



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            • Grizz
              DK Veteran
              • Sep 2010
              • 1598
              #4
              My dad only backs horses with my name. the ~~~~er always wins too......

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