Most Embarrassing moments

[Canker_Canison]

Since things are getting personal with jobs, cars, celeb crushes & now... what celeb do people say you look like.

I think it's time to open those blocked memories & share those embarrassing moments.


Personally I have quite a few. Guess I'll never learn .

The latest was almost being caught screwing my partner on the sofa by her 17 year old son. Right at the point of no return. It went everywhere

I was caught by an ex-girlfriends mother as I took her daughters virginity on their sofa.

Think I should stay away from sofas.

[Shady]

ah i had a thread like this way back when.. time for some copy/paste
I was shagging a married woman a couple of years ago and popped round for a bit one morning when hubby was at work(he worked at the same place as me)
Anyway, gets round there and we talked for a bit before going upstairs.
I need a shite bad, so i went to the lav and done me business, hurriedly wiping as my excitement grew.
went up, done the bizzo and as we were getting dressed, she noticed a long brown streak on her sheet...
I hadn't wiped properly and id left shite in her bed.....

[ChelseaBun]

think ill read a few more first then think about posting...

[gmb45]

ah i had a thread like this way back when.. time for some copy/paste
I was shagging a married woman a couple of years ago and popped round for a bit one morning when hubby was at work(he worked at the same place as me)
Anyway, gets round there and we talked for a bit before going upstairs.
I need a shite bad, so i went to the lav and done me business, hurriedly wiping as my excitement grew.
went up, done the bizzo and as we were getting dressed, she noticed a long brown streak on her sheet...
I hadn't wiped properly and id left shite in her bed.....

[Shady]

if u say so mate

[lee_hdi]

ah i had a thread like this way back when.. time for some copy/paste
I was shagging a married woman a couple of years ago and popped round for a bit one morning when hubby was at work(he worked at the same place as me)
Anyway, gets round there and we talked for a bit before going upstairs.
I need a shite bad, so i went to the lav and done me business, hurriedly wiping as my excitement grew.
went up, done the bizzo and as we were getting dressed, she noticed a long brown streak on her sheet...
I hadn't wiped properly and id left shite in her bed.....

Quality...no other word for it

[ChelseaBun]

...i want to know what garrys most embarrassing moment was

[jcgrumbles]

Was doing an extension and needed the toilet,had no access to the house so squated over an empty cement bag in the middle of the garage,half way through when the garage door shot up and the whole family were standing there back early from their holidays. Went to see les miserable in some fancy place and we were walking slowly down the stairs to our seats when the bloke in front of me let his jacket trail behind him, i stood on it and ripped the sleeve right off it,his face was a picture,i tried my best to apologise but i couldnt see him properly for the tears.. walking along the main road in ayers rock an aboriginee pisshead of a woman hawked and hockled full in my face,i was so embarrassed i knocked her out.. i could go on but i will spare you all..

[bowie]

i once set my nether regions on fire. then when in hostpital i had about 50 different doctors, nurses and every other sod who worked there come take a look!!!

[masur123]

Whilst in a restaraunt one lunch time having burger and chips with a friend. I reached for the tommy sauce bottle and gave it a good shake.

This really seemed like slow motion, but my friend started waving her hands in front of her and shaking her head side to side whist saying "NO". I didnt understand and gave a couple more shakes, only to realise that the lid had come off said bottle and was covering the people on the table behind.

Needless to say they werent happy, I had to apologise profusely and never got to finish my burger, and they went home to change....

[Snowy79]

I got circumsised and three days later tried to shag the burd and split the stitches. I had fun explaining that to the Doctor.

[RedSpider]

I fingered a girl and discovered her tampon. She knew it was there and said nothing.
I was actually more horrified and disgusted than embarrassed but i'm sharing anyway.

[karlpowell]

I was once walking round glastonbury when the Mrs phone to say she was all so on site ....

I had a wallk to go meet her, upon meeting i told her i needed to find a bog for a number 2 ... this is were things went bad.

she pointed in the direction she had come and said "this way" , I had been on site for a few days but had been drinking all day this day and was a bit worse for wear.

At this point I should mention It was quite a warm day and i was wearing knee length white shorts ( COMMANDO)

after walking for what seamed like 20 mins I came to my sences and realised she didnt have a f***in clue where the nearest bog was and infact there was 1 just a few mins from where we had met.

anyway I did not make it back to the bog and there was all shite running down the back of my nice white shorts .


I GOT SOME RIGHT LOOKS AS I WALKED BACK TO MY TENT.

had to throw the shorts away and mop up when i got back to my tent .

[RedSpider]

Once upon a time, I feigned illness at work so I could go home early for a bit of the sex with my missus.
How red faced was I when I walked in to find her being 5hagged by my mate?
They didn't notice me and I slipped away quietly and returned home at my usual time.
To this day, my mate still doesn't know I saw his naked ar5e

[aftermath]

Once upon a time, I feigned illness at work so I could go home early for a bit of the sex with my missus.
How red faced was I when I walked in to find her being 5hagged by my mate?
They didn't notice me and I slipped away quietly and returned home at my usual time.
To this day, my mate still doesn't know I saw his naked ar5e

you takin the pi55.. i would have ripped the guys head off there and then, and booted the missus out .