Most Embarrassing moments

[RedSpider]

you takin the pi55.. i would have ripped the guys head off there and then, and booted the missus out .

yes... tis but a fictional account

[Canker_Canison]

Many many moons ago I picked up a lass up while working in a nightclub. We went for a drive, with her younger friend in the back.
We ended up parked at the entrance to a very old church yard. We talked, we kissed... my fingers found wet areas to play with. Checked the back to see her friend asleep, and we got down & dirty.
Layed across the front seats with the car in 1st gear & the handbrake off. About 10 minutes into it something caught my eye & I looked up & out of the passenger window.... A land rover came into view from the farm a little way down the track. My white ass is going up & down like a piston in a two stroke engine. The look of shock on the womans face driving was amazing.
Anyway, I mentioned we'd been rumbled by the farmers wife & shot me muck. Within 5 minutes we were out of there.


Several months later, I'd changed jobs. Switched to McD's.

On this day a group of teenage girls came in & I went on the prowl. As I started clearing the floor close to them one pipes up..
'Are you called Canker?'
'Yes' (bit confused she knew my name)
'Did you used to work in the nightclub?'
'Yes' (might explain her knowing my name)
'Do you remember my friend Michelle?'
'No' (there were a few I could remember, and could quite happily forget)
'I watched you ~~~~ her in the front of your car outside that church.'

Awww sheeeet!

I made a hasty retreat into the kitchen.

Back then I lacked the full maturity of the colossal pervert I now am. Should I be able to relive that time of my life...she wouldn't of been watching... & I wouldn't of been so embarrassed.