What would you choose to take to your grave ?

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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    What would you choose to take to your grave ?

    If it was possible to take one item with you to "the other side" ,what would you chose ?
    My first choice was my laptop but changed my mind to a ~~~~ing big fire extinguisher .
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    a rainbow..
    no a pony

    no wait...
    a rainbow unicorn!
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      me socks....

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        well if it's just to be buried with, then signed photo of tracy barlow

        if it's for 'use' then yes a pc with internet so can keep up with DK

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        • jcgrumbles
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2010
          • 944

          #5
          if im getting cremated a big **** off bag of sinsi,if buried im taking the wife...but im straight off to the student hospital for them to practise on anyway so bugger...

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          • Johnner
            Admin Assistant
            • Jun 2010
            • 7069

            #6
            Originally posted by ecufix
            If it was possible to take one item with you to "the other side" ,what would you chose ?
            My first choice was my laptop but changed my mind to a ~~~~ing big fire extinguisher .

            What the ~~~~ are you going to do with a fire extinguisher ?

            Nick and the boys will piss themselves laughing at you,coming through the gates with an extinguisher !!!!!
            Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

            " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #7
              a knife incase i come back as a zombie
              i want to be a stabby zombie
              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



              Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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              • patkins
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 3662

                #8
                A can of wood preserver.

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                • maca
                  Mr. DK DJ
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 6310

                  #9
                  a JCB ...

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                  • super jumbe
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #10
                    So you wouldn?t need your mourning women to join with you????.

                    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

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                    • barrowmanandrew
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 3427

                      #11
                      the mother in law....

                      could never rest in peace knowing she had outlived me...

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                      • daithi
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 2586

                        #12
                        im bringing a big ~~~~ off elephant penis so when the dig me up in lets say a thousand years they will think im a ~~~~ star

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                        • Lainie
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 3062

                          #13
                          a life size cardboard cut out of ally mccoist as its the only time he would be on top o me
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                          • RedSpider
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2448

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lainie
                            a life size cardboard cut out of ally mccoist as its the only time he would be on top o me

                            could you not take the real ally with you?

                            or, even better, put him in a hole now and make him wait for you
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                            • Canker_Canison
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • May 2010
                              • 3905

                              #15
                              Probably the ~~~~er I hold responsible for my death.
                              Canker

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