Nasty.

[caveman_nige]

Oi cantona, your excused though as its a relative....

But she is defo so ugly, like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

What have fat chicks and mopeds got in common? Both are great fun to ride until your mates see you...

[cantona7]

I'd rather use the Dyson!

would that be the old upright or the new cylinder one i cant quite make up me mind which to try out first

[ped101]

she is one ugly gunter a widnae go near an am no even that choosy a b j in the street sounds good but u would never live it down fae that hawker

[C64]

she is one ugly gunter a widnae go near an am no even that choosy a b j in the street sounds good but u would never live it down fae that hawker

She could have the warmest, sweetest, softest mouth but my dick would still be floppy.

I'd go gay before touching her.

[BobbyX]

you guys seem to be missing the romance of the whole story.
A tramp was standing behind them and was chatting to the boyfriend as she did her thing. classy, real classy. i hope my missus don't read this story and expect that level of romance from me.

[Bulld0g]

Oi cantona, your excused though as its a relative....

But she is defo so ugly, like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

~~~~ that m8 even i'm not that ugly with a nest full of wasps in me gob

[zaphodbb]

thats a forty pinter m8, do you think she takes the fag out of her gob first ?

[delv]

The best bj i ever had was in public from a nurse..................i wonder what ever happend to him?

[melloned]

i'd sooner hack mine off with a blunt blade rather than feed it to that beast !

[gmb45]

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PMSL.

my god shes as rough as a porcupines arse can you imagine what the bloke is like ?