phone call :D

[Shady]

Just had a phone call; picked up the phone.. some indian sounding bloke on the line..
'is this mr shady?'
'yes'
'we have noticed that ur computer is running slowly and also have many viruses'

at this point i almost dropped the phone, i am always bemoaning the fact that i NEVER get these types of scam call, and here i was with one!
so i says...

'oh yeah, its true.. riddled it is youth, riddled'
'excuse me please i did not catch that, ur computer is running slowly and u have many virus that u are not capaable of ridding'
'yeah loads of virus'
'ok, so i is being able to help u ith this particular problem. enter into your internet explorer www. obviousscam.com''
now obviously it werent called that really, but u get the point
'ok ill do that, im really lucky you rang; ok ill type it in now. www. ~~~~ off .com'
'yes www. blah blah.com'
'nothing's come up'' i say 'let me check the adress again; www. ~~~~off.com yeah?'
'no mr shady its www....'
i interrupt him with
'~~~~.off.com'
'no; www...'
'~~~~off.com'
'u is not listeneing in the appropriate manner mr shady; it is www...'
'pissoff.com'?
'****ers.com'?
'i hope u is a happy person on this day and that u now know that your computer will never be ridded of these viruses'
then he hung up

i shall miss him

but, i just ran a scan on my pc, and lo and behold, it had NO VIRUSES! even tho i took the pish out of him, he still somehow magically fixed my pc. god bless you indian scammer, god bless.

[Johnner]

Love your style Shady !!

God love the ~~~~ing Jehovah's when they come round your gaff !!!

[Meat-Head]

OFF TOPIC:-

At M-H-M we keep getting them junk calls - seems to slow them down a lot by

1) air horn down the phone

OR

2) "Excuse me, but this number is on TPS - why are you calling it"

They should then say "Oh so sorry to disturb you we will remove this number off our database" - they then should contact 'TPS' AND TELL THEM

[Miklo]

I got one maybe about 3 weeks ago, same thing.

I told them that I had no viruses on my pc. He kept telling me that I did To go to this site so that he could control my ~~~~in pc, not on

I think I know my own pc when it says I don't have any viruses.

[jordigirl]

i'v had the same call a few times, but me being always to busy to use my pc i just tell them to sod off it aint on and am not turning it on,

should really gi' them ma mum's number ad love to see who hung up first

[gc1966]

i generally tell them i am just visiting and the householder is a bit busy at the moment on the toilet but if they want to tell me the info i will relay the info thru the bog door.most hang up then but the persistant ones start their script which i repeat at the top of my voice and reply with grunting noises.

mobile phones are the best,when i do not recognise the number i let it ring a few times,pick it up saying the phones owner has just left the room but if they hang on i will go and find him, again,most hang up afer 30 seconds but the record is 8 minutes for me

[lagerland]

Tell them you have a commodore vic 20 that should fcuk them......................

[Meat-Head]

i'v had the same call a few times, but me being always to busy to use my pc

Ok now your green for your iniation cemormony
Command you to go to a carboot sale - but for ?10 a crap computer - then log on to google (you can do it - or used to be able to) download virus - set up a fake e-mail ask other members to forward them 'scam' junk virus riddled emails - run malware bytes but DO NOT ERASE ANYTHING then next time they call you let them have access - see if you can give them a real virus

[Lainie]

but me being always to busy to use my pc

well call the coppers as someone has stolen your identity and is in the digital kaos shoutbox nearly all day and night

[racin-snake]

meeeeow











wow

[Evastar]

well call the coppers as someone has stolen your identity and is in the digital kaos shoutbox nearly all day and night

priceless Lainie, you should spend more time posting in the comedy section! nearly wet myself laughing!