The Worst TV Programme EVER......

[BobbyX]

I have imagined a TV programme that, should it ever be made, would make me want to kill everybody.
I don't know what its called but it has an all 'star' line up.

The cast includes...

Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne, Graham Norton, Dec and Ant, Catherine Tate, Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Dale Winton, Anthea Turner, Andy Parsons (the gimpy bald one off Mock The Week). Davina Mccall - FCKING DAVINA MCCALL!!!

This is just a selection of people i hate so much.

Please do not be alarmed, this programme does not exist. It's just a nightmare i have had the misfortune to imagine.
But, knowing my luck, I fear that it's only a matter of time before the idea is conceived by TV executives and broadcast into my home.

I realise that, should this happen, I have the power within me to just not watch it but other people will watch it. And they'll talk about it. And I'll hear about it. And it will be advertised at random times on TV while i'm watching other programmes. And there'll be articles about it in all the newspapers and magazines. And I will not be able to avoid seeing the stupid faces of the aforementioned 'stars'.

I HATE THIS PROGRAMME SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

[shady77]

im setting my video for this!! whats the +VideoPlus number?

[Lanxman]

That should have been in the comedy central section, That post is going to keep me tittering for a least 2hrs. Nice one!

[MetalKettle]

im setting my video for this!! whats the +VideoPlus number?

I'll just use my V+......wonder if there's a series link? LOL

[dasteph]

can we add big brother to this.

[BobbyX]

can we add big brother to this.

this programme is already worse than big brother. of course ex-housemates will be interviewed on it

[dasteph]

bobbyx your prog is a figment of your imagination big brother is my worst nightmare

[BobbyX]

bobbyx your prog is a figment of your imagination big brother is my worst nightmare

Yes this programme is nothing more than a nightmare vision.
It is worse than big brother because when big brother's over it's over.
This on the other hand includes all the worst people ever to be on television.
All these people will also do all their seperate programmes.
Big Brother is crap and rubbish and makes you want to kill yourself, granted. But this nightmare I have envisioned would make you want to kill everybody.

[Lanxman]

And even if this programme ran it's course there would probably be some spin off to it. (like joey after friends)

[cantona7]

bobby wtf are you going on about this programme would be tv heaven,everything would stop for such quality viewing i hope the day comes in my lifetime it becomes reality!!!!!!

[p381]

Please do not be alarmed, this programme does not exist. It's just a nightmare i have had the misfortune to imagine.
But, knowing my luck, I fear that it's only a matter of time before the idea is conceived by TV executives and broadcast into my home.

Exactly, ........don't give 'em any ideas. Lol!

[thered]

would be great tv bobby you are mad i would pay good money to watch it on ppv can you imagine dale winton trying to get into simon cowell then them getting it on

[shady77]

you talk sense thered. i too think that this will be a great prog. i will tape it on my ferguson videostar vcr

[BobbyX]

ur all nuts. crazy as coconuts

[thomp]

i like it. its great....