In the place I used to live, There lived a fellow called Paul.
He was 35 years old, and hung around with kids (he was a dopey ~~~~er but i dont think anything sinister). He had loads of keyrings but no keys and he told these kids and me that he was and fbi agent and had an independence day spaceship buried in his garden.
A friend at work told me of a similar fellow called david.
David, also hung round with kids, but whilst Paul told blatant lies to make himself sound cool, David had a better way to impress his 13/14 year old playmates. For David was "Stuntman Jim". An alter ego that David had created to impress the kids he hung around with. My friend told me that to get David to do ANYTHING, all they had to do was say "Stuntman Jim" 3 times and David would transform, in astyle reminiscent of David Banner turning into the hulk. Once said transformation had occurred, Stuntman Jim would do whatever he asked.
Whats the point of this Shady? I hear you cry.
Well it's my theory that these men are dying out, since everybody now seems to think that they must have an alternative motive for playing with kids.
So I ask you fellow Dker's to use this thread to tell us any stories of these magical men you might remember.
He was 35 years old, and hung around with kids (he was a dopey ~~~~er but i dont think anything sinister). He had loads of keyrings but no keys and he told these kids and me that he was and fbi agent and had an independence day spaceship buried in his garden.
A friend at work told me of a similar fellow called david.
David, also hung round with kids, but whilst Paul told blatant lies to make himself sound cool, David had a better way to impress his 13/14 year old playmates. For David was "Stuntman Jim". An alter ego that David had created to impress the kids he hung around with. My friend told me that to get David to do ANYTHING, all they had to do was say "Stuntman Jim" 3 times and David would transform, in astyle reminiscent of David Banner turning into the hulk. Once said transformation had occurred, Stuntman Jim would do whatever he asked.
Whats the point of this Shady? I hear you cry.
Well it's my theory that these men are dying out, since everybody now seems to think that they must have an alternative motive for playing with kids.
So I ask you fellow Dker's to use this thread to tell us any stories of these magical men you might remember.
. i have no doubt that had he not read your post, he would of posted saying he was one of those blokes!
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