ask thered

[thered]

to mr devilfish as a very helpful bloke i think it would be nice to rid the world of there problems therefore i propose to be digital kaos's own agony aunt


people talk to me about there problems and i advise them on which route to take for the best, i have good life experience and there are not many things i havent tried so i will be able to provide excelent advice gathered from my own vast database of life



so mr fish please can you fix it for me too have my own column on digital kaos simply called ASKTHERED


I will solve all your problems



sounds great dont it

[gmb45]

to mr devilfish as a very helpful bloke i think it would be nice to rid the world of there problems therefore i propose to be digital kaos's own agony aunt


people talk to me about there problems and i advise them on which route to take for the best, i have good life experience and there are not many things i havent tried so i will be able to provide excelent advice gathered from my own vast database of life



so mr fish please can you fix it for me too have my own column on digital kaos simply called ASKTHERED


I will solve all your problems



sounds great dont it

[shady77]

Dear red,
Finally somebody prepared to listen! I hope you can help me with a problem that I have. The BBC TV show "Children In Need" have taken out a court order aginst me after i constantly rang to tell them that my son NEEDS a Nintendo Wii.
Will you send me ?300 to buy one?.....oh wait thats captain cash..........what can i do?

[Lanxman]

Dear thered,
I have issues with people making fun of me and making me feel bad by calling me hurtful names like biatch, Certain people attempt to make my life a misery because of this. I love my car and would hate to have to sell it. How can I stop this constant agony without selling my car.
I will visit your coloumn often with many of the burdens life throws at me, Please help me thered.

[gmb45]

she dont understand

dear thered i asked to my wife to shave it dress up like a scrubber,and act like a pro she kicked me in the nuts and called me a dirty old pervo why ? im all confused

[Lanxman]

goodpost

[shady77]

dear red,

Im afraid that i am breaking the law. I have a tv box and it seems to get all the premium channels. the thing is, i dont have a cable service...




am i breaking the law?

[thered]

Dear red,
Finally somebody prepared to listen! I hope you can help me with a problem that I have. The BBC TV show "Children In Need" have taken out a court order aginst me after i constantly rang to tell them that my son NEEDS a Nintendo Wii.
Will you send me ?300 to buy one?.....oh wait thats captain cash..........what can i do?

dont worry young man there are ways of making money so you can buy a wii for your son first of all shop around ?300 sounds expensive for a wii,secondly get an account with ebay and sell cable boxes which you havent got.the money will roll in then just pop down to the local electric store to pick one up easy as taking candy from a baby

thirdly if that fails just take one from a baby you will probably be able to fight them and they wont be able to grass you up till they can talk

[Lanxman]

I too have one of these boxes that shady speaks of and I keep flicking onto a channel about illegal stb's with a number should I ring them and ask why I get the premium channels for no extra charge?

[thered]

Dear thered,
I have issues with people making fun of me and making me feel bad by calling me hurtful names like biatch, Certain people attempt to make my life a misery because of this. I love my car and would hate to have to sell it. How can I stop this constant agony without selling my car.
I will visit your coloumn often with many of the burdens life throws at me, Please help me thered.

use your car to run these people down a bit of hit and run doesnt hurt anyone you will soon feel better

[westkill]

dear red
im worried about my new girl friend , she told me she could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, will i end up losing my tackle
please help

[thered]

dear thered i asked to my wife to shave it dress up like a scrubber,and act like a pro she kicked me in the nuts and called me a dirty old pervo why ? im all confused

when you said shave it she probably thoght you meant her facial hair talk to her explain the situation tell her you meant it in a sexy kinky way she will love you for it an let you poke her anus

[gmb45]

young bit of stuff

dear thered ive got this young bit of stuff shes blonde fit gorgeous and keeps asking for the leg over what should i do bearing in mind im gagging for a bit of fresh

[thered]

dear thered ive got this young bit of stuff shes blonde fit gorgeous and keeps asking for the leg over what should i do bearing in mind im gagging for a bit of fresh

give me her phone number and address i will sort it for you

[Lanxman]

Dear thered,
My gf say she wants to do a 6 t 9, I find these long working hours what should I tell her without hurting her feelings?