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  • mapex
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    • Jul 2010
    • 209

    #1

    im a wreck

    stood on a stool to change a bulb crash through a window
    and spent 2 days in hospital my right arm bandaged underarm
    to fingers, cuts all over stomach back leg other arm

    it was ground floor i was lucky AND dbl glazed but i went right through

    i am 1 lucky son of a bitch...was a bit wasted at the time
    i suppose if im honest, infact total waster more like it

    sleep i love it............but cant get any

    its my hihat arm...im a drummer...so praying my stupidity
    wont ruin my hobbies

    drilled a hole to run a cable to my daughters room but
    no ladders for a while, bought her a dm500s for her room
    need to wait till im a bit more agile
  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #2
    And the moral of the story is dont go changing light blubs when your w@nkered ...............
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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    • cunny
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4915

      #3
      An how many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

      Get well soon pal shame next to xmas
      sigpic

      "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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      • Grizz
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2010
        • 1598

        #4
        how many drummers does it take to put in a lightbulb? none, they have a machine to do that.

        Get well soon mapex

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        • johnboy1974
          DK Veteran
          • Dec 2008
          • 3418

          #5
          Druncken drummer fank ~~~~ you were on the ground floor mate.

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            You learn as you grow they say!!!!!!!!!!

            Get well mate and have a family Christmas together.

            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

            Note:
            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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            • gc1966
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2011
              • 2434

              #7
              get safestyle to replace the window and ask cannon and ball round to cheer you up whilst the workmen replace it

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              • Lainie
                V.I.P. Member
                • Mar 2008
                • 3062

                #8
                jesus you were lucky

                merry christmas
                sigpic

                Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                • patkins
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 3662

                  #9
                  Sorry to hear of your 'mishap' mapex and hope your fit and well to enjoy Christmas.

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                  • ChelseaBun
                    DK Veteran
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 832

                    #10
                    yeh...sure....'drumming' hand that old chestnut

                    get well soon

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      you clumsy f**ker!


                      now... do it again and film it so we can watch
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                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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