Child lock on tv buttons?

[ChelseaBun]

does anyone know if you can lock the buttons on the side of the tv rendering them useless?


baby bun keeps pressing them, doing our head in, the little douche

[Shady]

no cb..



put the tv on the wall

[ChelseaBun]

no cb..



put the tv on the wall

damn.

nah dont like it on the wall, it constricts you to what you can do with your living room

and i dont get out much, so moving my living room around every so often is all i have, why would you want to take that away from me? why?...WHY!

[Shady]

that shows signs of insecurity that does, moving rooms around all the time
so.. what you do is this right...
and this is REALLY clever what i did just think of....


so you know car stereos right? they come with little plastic cases for putting the fascia in?

like this? CAR STEREO FACE PLATE CASE NEW FASCIA BOX/FRONT HOLDER | eBay

Right so what u do, is get one of them, or summat similar and cut a hole in the bottom, big enough to show all the buttons on your tv..
then you no more nails it to the tv, or superglue, or duct tape.. am not fussy as long as its sticky.. tell you whats really sticky? milky cornflake thats gone hard.. thats the stickiest substance known to man is that..

so anyway, you stick it on the side of the tv cvering the buttons, then, when you want to turn over or summat, then you open the lid on the patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box (tm)', press a button, close the lid..

[Shady]

i drawded a picture to help you understand all the technical stuff, what with you being a girl and that

[ChelseaBun]

that shows signs of insecurity that does, moving rooms around all the time
so.. what you do is this right...
and this is REALLY clever what i did just think of....


so you know car stereos right? they come with little plastic cases for putting the fascia in?

like this? CAR STEREO FACE PLATE CASE NEW FASCIA BOX/FRONT HOLDER | eBay

Right so what u do, is get one of them, or summat similar and cut a hole in the bottom, big enough to show all the buttons on your tv..
then you no more nails it to the tv, or superglue, or duct tape.. am not fussy as long as its sticky.. tell you whats really sticky? milky cornflake thats gone hard.. thats the stickiest substance known to man is that..

so anyway, you stick it on the side of the tv cvering the buttons, then, when you want to turn over or summat, then you open the lid on the patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box (tm)', press a button, close the lid..

and as for moving the room about, i move it to accomodate the baby and partly for my own amusement

[Shady]

i drawded another picture to help you see how you cut a hole


use scissors or a knife or a jigsaw. or an angle grinder.

or a cut-throat razor
or a laser
or high pressure water jet.. not like off a karcher .. bigger.

[Shady]

im going on dragons den with my good idea, so dont no-one nick it ok?

[ChelseaBun]

you're shocking, imagine getting your kids to draw pictures and stealing the credit

[jordigirl]

cant you move the tv close to a wall so he cant get to the buttons chelsea?

[ChelseaBun]

cant you move the tv close to a wall so he cant get to the buttons chelsea?

nah, he'll get them wherever the tv is

[Shady]

not with the patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box tm' he wont

[ChelseaBun]

not with the patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box tm' he wont

lovely idea shady, but theres 2 major flaws:

1 - being my tv is too thin for it. and,
2 - being i aint putting nails or glue anywhere near the ~~~~ing telly!

[Shady]

and now you can buy extras for your patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box tm'


simply print out the 'super duper code pad' and sellotape it or pritt stick it to your patent pending 'leave it alone you little shit box tm'.
think of a code.. REMEMBER IT.
then whenever you want access to the tv buttons, you can enter the code to open the box "(user is responsible for making 'beep boop' noises to simulate button sounds)

[Shady]

lovely idea shady, but theres 2 major flaws:

1 - being my tv is too thin for it. and,
2 - being i aint putting nails or glue anywhere near the ~~~~ing telly!

i can make it thinner
and u can use these 3m strips that are sticky, but leave no residue when you take them off