Law maker

[ChelseaBun]

free poptarts for everyone on fridays

[Johnner]

3) ALL motor vechiles to have heated front windsheilds as standard - save enviroment
with de-icer and accidents


Well,that's you ~~~~ed then.Imagine the cost of retro-fitting yer bicycle with a windshield,and de-icers,and ye still haven't got that bell yet !!!

MOT fail straight away !!

[Meat-Head]

that bell yet !!!

MOT fail straight away !!

You'll get bell in a minuete - i'll be RINGING your neck

[Johnner]

[maca]

A law that allows to have a kull once a month were we can kill as many smack heads as we can then with all the dead bodies we can block the ~~~~in channel tunnel up....simples

[patkins]

I'd introduce a law to immediately lock up all politicians/bankers and leave them there until they can prove they had no hand/act/part in the destruction of the economy.

[cgscott]

Id introduce an eye for an eye sentence. You murder someone you die. You rape someone you get raped.

[Johnner]

Pat, I like the sound of that.Guilty until proven innocent.

Jesus,this country would be a very,very,very quiet place to be in if that were to happen !!! Happy Days !!

Enda Kenny goes in first,then his wife Gilda(Sorry,Gilmore)

[Lainie]

limit the number of children the state will support to 2.

proper jail sentences for those that break the law. we are far too lenient esp on drug dealers, knife crime etc.

limit age anyone works to to 65 at most and that includes mps, judges etc

voting compulsory

organ donation compulsory

limit housing benefit to ?500 a month at the very most.

make adults who say they cant read or write go to learn it at a numptys college

all immigrants to speak fluent english and only allow them in if they have a sponsor for first 5 yrs

limit petrol to ?1 a litre at most


more than one law i know but im sure i have a few others

[cgscott]

anyone under 21 has to be married before having a child. solve all the problems and we wont see jeremy kyle on tv anymore.

Limit housing benefits to council houses only not private let and only give it the benefits to those who work for private lets

[ecufix]

Don't forget if you ban the sale of Tobacco products , where would the government get all that loverly Tax from , Increace VAT etc.

Back to the subject of Law's

Compulsary Castration of Pedo's is the only law I would bring in.

I like that one

[ecufix]

I'd introduce a law that states you can only practice your religion if you can prove your God exists.

We would have no religions at all then ?

[nara]

Ban cyclists from public roads.

Compulsory yearly driving tests for BMW owners.

[Canker_Canison]

Anyone convicted of a crime loses their human rights for the duration of the sencence, be it custodial or suspended.

Serious crimes result in loss of human rights for a minimum of 10 years. As would repeat offenders involving minor non custodial crimes (theft, assault, antisocial behaviour)

Non britsh residents are deported or shot after completing sentence.


Just to make this clear... a person with no human rights cannot report a crime. Unless the victim is someone other than themselves. Also, one of the biggest human rights is the right to life.
That should sort out all of the scum.

[Meat-Head]

Ban cyclists from public roads.

Compulsory yearly driving tests for BMW owners.

Nothiing wrong with cyclists - it you car drivers

BMW drivers - yes agree with that - does it include Devilfish?

Non britsh residents are deported or shot after completing sentence.
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Yes agree with Lianne - 2 brats then non removale immo fitted - back date the law as a well - if you have more than 2 brats - there fine - anythinhg else is fitted with non removable immo - Jeramy Klye will be in charge of this

Forgeniers in prision - only if their country payt for it - in full - if no pay then they have to send a pre-pay envolope and allow 28 days for delivery