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  • ChelseaBun
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2011
    • 832

    #16
    Originally posted by Captin
    I've searched every database, electoral role, directory and websites, the only other person in the UK with my last name is my wife.

    I've been suffering from cluster headaches for the last 27 years, a pain some women sufferers say is worse than childbirth.

    Cluster headache - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    did you make up your own last name when you got married?

    read your link, they don't sound good
    and of course a lot of pain is worse than childbirth, you don't get a nice new baby at the end of anything else

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    • cantona7
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 936

      #17
      i'm hung like a horse..

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      sorry meant got the brains of a horse

      when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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      • true grit
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2011
        • 442

        #18
        I've got the same problem as Hitler !!!




        No not one ball, a ugly girlfriend

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #19
          Originally posted by patkins
          Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

          This is what I have...............................

          ........but I don't talk about it much.

          Is this that password thread again?

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • RedSpider
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 2448

            #20
            i've had the same mobile number for 12 years. in that time i've gone through 11 phones and changed network twice.
            and you know what?
            it was really easy to keep my number and not change it every time like a twat.

            also... i can't wink

            and... i've never had an easter egg

            in addition... i refuse to call a single-finger twix anything but a onex (pronounced 'wonks')
            Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



            Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #21
              Originally posted by RedSpider
              i
              also... i can't wink

              and... i've never had an easter egg
              )

              Can you do 'this':-


              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • Grizz
                DK Veteran
                • Sep 2010
                • 1598

                #22
                Originally posted by RedSpider

                also... i can't wink

                i had to read that twice

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                • maca
                  Mr. DK DJ
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 6310

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Grizz
                  i had to read that twice
                  I never because im blind..

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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3905

                    #24
                    I have never suffered a hangover in my life.... no matter how much alcohol I drank.


                    One of my big toes can be made to click on command.


                    Oh, my farts stink.... Even the dog leaves the room
                    Canker

                    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                    - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
                    [COLOR=Green]

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                    • firestorm
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1550

                      #25
                      I have been smoking marijuana for 20 years next monday
                      and i have no short term memory
                      If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine

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                      • RedSpider
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2448

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        Can you do 'this':-

                        yes... but i'm not proving it
                        Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                        Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                        • garry1312
                          DK Veteran
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 2178

                          #27
                          Random fact about me hmmm:

                          I have bought cb a totally awsome birthday present and she has no idea what it is


                          Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                          • RedSpider
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2448

                            #28
                            Originally posted by garry1312
                            Random fact about me hmmm:

                            I have bought cb a totally awsome birthday present and she has no idea what it is
                            is it a double-ender?
                            Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                            Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                            • tshirtman
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 1345

                              #29
                              I'm blind in my left eye (not that anyone could tell), and I don't know what 3D is all about, I've never experienced it.
                              !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                              • Captin
                                Top Poster
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 129

                                #30
                                Originally posted by ChelseaBun
                                did you make up your own last name when you got married?

                                read your link, they don't sound good
                                and of course a lot of pain is worse than childbirth, you don't get a nice new baby at the end of anything else
                                I have no living relatives at all. The name isn't English.

                                "Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks."

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