Put-Downs?
Heard a couple recently, that appealed to my sense of humour. They were quite witty, and put the victim in their place.Doubt they're new, but I've not heard them before. Wondered if anyone else had any more.
My two -
Worked for a big company some years ago. One of the managers, Mike, thought he was far cleverer than he actually was, and liked to take the mickey out of others. One day, he said the wrong thing to someone in the office. The office worker's next words were -
''Mike, have you been circumcised?''
''No''
''Just as I thought. You're a complete pr**k!''
Could have heard a pin drop. Before the roars of laughter started that is.
Worked on a large job recently, and there was an old sweat on same job. Anyway, his apprentice had done something stupid. When told they would have to work late to make up for his error, the lad complained that he would miss football practice. The old hand's reply was - ''If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between $hit and syphilis''.
anyone else got any good ones?
My two -
Worked for a big company some years ago. One of the managers, Mike, thought he was far cleverer than he actually was, and liked to take the mickey out of others. One day, he said the wrong thing to someone in the office. The office worker's next words were -
''Mike, have you been circumcised?''
''No''
''Just as I thought. You're a complete pr**k!''
Could have heard a pin drop. Before the roars of laughter started that is.
Worked on a large job recently, and there was an old sweat on same job. Anyway, his apprentice had done something stupid. When told they would have to work late to make up for his error, the lad complained that he would miss football practice. The old hand's reply was - ''If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between $hit and syphilis''.
anyone else got any good ones?
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