Vegetarians

[gc1966]

think about it
no more eating meat
cows,pigs,chickens and every other animal breeding willy nilly with no constraint
you fancy a pint but the roads to the ale house are packed with pigs trying to sniff out truffles in the drains,chickens causing havoc in the roads.

you finally reach the pub and are gagging for a pint but the ~~~~ing cows are six deep at the bar and the best side is full of sheep getting pissed with the now dole claiming border collie

is that relly wot you want

give en all the terry wogan treatment

[patkins]

I was under the impression that I was a vegetarian for about 20 years and my mother asked me one day why I didn't eat any meat and I told her that she had told me when I was very young that the doctor had said I was a vegetarian.
"No son" she said. "The doctor said you were a vegetable".

[Johnner]

If we wasn't meant to eat meat we wouldn't have the teeth we've got

Liteace,just copped it now.Congrats,when did you turn a funny shade of pink ?

[moppy]

My Girlfriend is vegetarian, she can put meat in her mount she just cant swallow it.

[Grizz]

hmmmmmm. fillet steak, and soak up the blood after with some dry bread. what could be better.............

No, i am definitely not a vegetarian.

[rds60h]

Originally Posted by nara
Sounds as if you need some new dentures.




Most Hindu don?t eat meat.

Most have own tooth well over the age of 80.

My Granddad was 104 ate meat every day and had his own teeth, in fact he kept them in a glass by his bed !!!!!

[paul hick]

well i have no beef with vegetarians.........

[Canker_Canison]

Love my meat, even the mystery meat sold in dodgy pizza & kebab shops.


But lets get this right, humans are omnivores. We eat both plant & animal matter. Have you ever wondered what use your apendix is? Now, it's redundant. But go back far enough & it used to be a second stomach used to break down the plant material in our diet. Similar to cows having four stomachs.
As we moved to a more meat based diet, so that second stomach withered & shrank.

[steppenwolf]

Anyone else here a vegetarian?

[somhali]

vegetarian and semi-vegetarian

I?m 21 years semi-vegetarian. It is for me better sometimes have fish or chicken. Full vegetarian I was just 7 month, but I?m not felt good.

[badapple]

My girlfriend was a vegetarian before I met her. Then one day she tried my meat...now she eats meat almost every night!

[Liteace]

My girlfriend was a vegetarian before I met her. Then one day she tried my meat...now she eats meat almost every night!

That'll soon wear off, give it a few months

[Shady]

she only does it cos it looks like a parsnip

[Liteace]

she only does it cos it looks like a parsnip

or baby carrot

[gc1966]

just marry her,it will stop overnight