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  • ray156
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2009
    • 669

    #46
    are you not missing something,ie big sign in car park,all vehicles and personal belongings are parked at your own risk.

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    • super jumbe
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #47
      Originally Posted by ray156
      are you not missing something,ie big sign in car park,all vehicles and personal belongings are parked at your own risk.






      I have nearly forgotten and put the matter to rest?.

      Shady will have an answer for you ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • BigLid
        Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 51

        #48
        You can obtain a copy of the incident on cd/dvd but you will have to pay ?10 for it. Learn to spell also.

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #49
          Comon sj spill the beans what was the outcome?

          did you get free voucher or what?

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • Snowy79
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2011
            • 1347

            #50
            My money's on him being given a free Kite to fly in windy weather.

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            • thered
              V.I.P. Member
              • Aug 2008
              • 4915

              #51
              First time i seen this thread, should be a sticky

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              • nara
                DK Veteran
                • May 2008
                • 2586

                #52
                Originally posted by thered
                First time i seen this thread, should be a sticky
                Definitely one of the all-time classics.

                (How on earth did you manage to miss it?)
                He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #53
                  Thread mate, or threads in the series include

                  the cyclist and sj's friend

                  sj and the paypal duspute

                  my car is for sale, is a bank transfer safe?

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • darrenhyland
                    DK Veteran
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 1124

                    #54
                    guys I just figured out what happened.............look at the date on the first post............SJ must be part irish and had a few too many guiness on Paddys day.....17 March.....you know how us Irish 'elaborate' when drinkin'..................obviously he bought a few short lengths of 2x1 timber to block off his upstairs spare bedroom window so he could pursue his hobby of 'herbal gardening' but when he was going to his car he nicked the side mirror of a nearby car squeezing between two cars and broke it......at the same time a gust of wind blew and knocked SJ against another car (or it could have been the bottle of vodka for brekkie) and he dented that one aswell......panicking he drove off as quick as he could before the old bill arrived.......but after a few pints of the black stuff everything was elaborated by a factor of 10....case closed.
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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #55
                      DAMM IT

                      Partly on partly off topic:-

                      Was in B&Q in Midsummer today, sign in the parking lot said "Need help with trollys please ask"
                      Was going to take a photo but cell phone battery died.

                      Then whilst inside there a small sign saying "Free WiFI in B&Q" - thought great log onto DK and this thread - sadly no cell phone - no idea how to upload photos to DK from phone any way.

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                      • Kalipo
                        DK Veteran
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1687

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        DAMM IT

                        Partly on partly off topic:-

                        Was in B&Q in Midsummer today, sign in the parking lot said "Need help with trollys please ask"
                        Was going to take a photo but cell phone battery died.

                        Then whilst inside there a small sign saying "Free WiFI in B&Q" - thought great log onto DK and this thread - sadly no cell phone - no idea how to upload photos to DK from phone any way.
                        Does Tom Barnaby still frequent in them areas??

                        SJ, please post the outcome.. i've been holding off using this out of date condom i've been saving for a celebration.. Let us know before the spermicide becomes ineffective..
                        ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                        Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Kalipo
                          Does Tom Barnaby still frequent in them areas??

                          ..
                          No but i'm sure the guy mentioned in below post was in there, he looked like he was on a misson


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                          • Kalipo
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1687

                            #58
                            Say SJ.. I've reported this thread the the admin of DK.. i heard you where interested in buying a new electric taxi so i thought best to report you before you go sliding trolleys into other peoples cars!

                            Unless of course you send us a report on the outcome within 24 hrs!
                            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                            • super jumbe
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 11610

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Kalipo
                              Say SJ.. I've reported this thread the the admin of DK.. i heard you where interested in buying a new electric taxi so i thought best to report you before you go sliding trolleys into other peoples cars!

                              Unless of course you send us a report on the outcome within 24 hrs!
                              So kind I started crying when heard you all do care for me, on the topic blackcab not in circulation till 2016 long waiting list!!!
                              Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                              Note:
                              All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #60
                                Bump

                                look bloke holding blue roll no wind

                                (iShit inferior site) http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/ev...mates?s=mobile (/inferior site iShit)
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