Advice needed B & Q carpark

[ifred]

A good BUMP meaty, to DK mods why was I not notified of this thread???
we could make this thread last at least 5 years !
Example SJ please tell us what you used the offending timber for? What was the purpose of using such volatile material?
Does the B&Q store still exist or has a sunkhole swallowed the store?
Are you due to be banged in clink tomorrow for none payment..If so can I have your house meaty will look after Mrs SJ!

[gmb45]

to DK mods why was I not notified of this thread???

because its pish

[nara]

because its pish

...but it's entertaining pish.

[ifred]

Bump cause it entertaining pish.

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC

sj location on his profile says livingstone , we have thread start date, google b&q in. Livingstone then send them a PM

[ifred]

googled B&Q livingston

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/B%26Q/@55.8784,-3.52567,2a,90y,90t/data=!3m5!1e2!3m3!1s-I8m_FY8Mjhc%2FT5w1fhJKRuI%2FAAAAAAAADGs%2FrtKD5aoee0U!2e4!3e12!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x73bd3c37e215821c!6m1!1e1

That's a big skid mark there in the car park

[Meat-Head]

(iShit Failiure) what do the reviews say, anything about other customers been menaces with flying trolleys

[ifred]

Big bangs hear all over the country is it SJ's tornado?

[nara]

...is it SJ's tornado?

... or the dodgy vindaloo he had on Saturday?

[Kalipo]

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Don't worry guys, i found SJ.. I just spoke with him and he say's he had to go out collecting alloy cans to pay for his internet as the social lowered his benefits due to bedroom tax!

[Meat-Head]

KALIPO YOU ROTTEN SOD.

Theres going to be a new thread now "got caught smoking in public, do I have to pay the fine"

[Kalipo]

KALIPO YOU ROTTEN SOD.

Theres going to be a new thread now "got caught smoking in public, do I have to pay the fine"

Ha, Remember That guy once said "Remember everything that Hitler did in Germany was legal" Think it was Mark Luther King or something??

So maybe smoking isn't as bad ?? i dont know tbh..

[Meat-Head]

On topic

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32126970

[GastonJ]

Weren't Kingfisher the bunch that owner Woolworths? (free tornado with every purchase - lucky it's not one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharknado )

[ifred]

Could be the damage that SJ did with his trolley they may have to close the local store
din't realise what he started there shook the top heh ?
Can he have a go at Tesco next see meaty's tesco thread!!?



One in six B&Q stores to close as UK boss departs in major shakeup

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/mar/31/bq-to-close-1-in-6-stores-and-sack-uk-boss-in-major-shakeup