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  • Dreamer
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 2020

    #31
    Originally posted by Sicilian
    ~~~~ that, dont matter once yer married she'll prob have one of these anyway

    Well I can let you into a little secret there. The best cure for a headache is sex!! yes sex!! it releases lots of nice endorphins into your brain and it can cure most headaches. This only seems to work for women strangely and yet they are the ones using it as an excuse.

    Perhaps she already knows the cure! Is she having sex with someone else after she develops these headaches?
    Last edited by Dreamer; 13 February, 2009, 12:54.



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    • melloned
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 1215

      #32

      Just a big Swizz ! , along with mother's day , Fathers day, next door nieghbours dogs dead day , etc , etc .

      It's a no brainer , invent a celebration day , make a load of cards and gifts , advertise the fact that those who don't buy them are miserable cu*ts , then watch the cash roll in .

      Birthday card , Christmas card , Boll*cks to the rest !

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      • Scarvey
        Newbie
        • Oct 2008
        • 7

        #33
        Con

        Valentines day is a big con, another day to spend money on overpriced goods!

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        • Mr Pumpy
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 1467

          #34
          Aye, its a bit of a con, women should be grateful they have such caring and loving menfolk as us.
          Although i'd never say such a thing infront of mine.
          I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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          • gmb45

            #35
            Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
            Aye, its a bit of a con, women should be grateful they have such caring and loving menfolk as us.
            Although i'd never say such a thing infront of mine.
            they should be buying us stuff for putting up with them eh women they are
            Last edited by gmb45; 14 February, 2009, 16:32.

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            • Sicilian
              Top Poster
              • Mar 2008
              • 168

              #36
              Originally posted by Dreamer
              Well I can let you into a little secret there. The best cure for a headache is sex!! yes sex!! it releases lots of nice endorphins into your brain and it can cure most headaches. This only seems to work for women strangely and yet they are the ones using it as an excuse.

              Perhaps she already knows the cure! Is she having sex with someone else after she develops these headaches?
              Well if she was I could save my energy for my running but now I now this I would have to be kind and offer her the cure
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              • Mr Pumpy
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2009
                • 1467

                #37
                Originally posted by gmb45
                they should be buying us stuff for putting up with them eh women they are [ATTACH]2492[/ATTACH]

                That'd be cool, she'd have to buy me something every other day.
                I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                • gmb45

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                  That'd be cool, she'd have to buy me something every other day.
                  the thing is women have us over a barrel cause they have something us red blooded men all ways want and u know what i mean

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                  • Mr Pumpy
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 1467

                    #39
                    Originally posted by gmb45
                    the thing is women have us over a barrel cause they have something us red blooded men all ways want and u know what i mean
                    I'm past all that, the only thing i want is my tea on the table.
                    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                    • lfc4life
                      Sports Nutter
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 3200

                      #40
                      well i thought its nice too be nice and make an effort for your loved one! It helps you in the long run
                      IM SORRY but i will never have any sympathy for maggie thatcher .... the bitch

                      I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SAY MY HEART AND RESPECT GOES OUT ALL BRITISH AND ALL ARMY TROOPS FIGHTING THE TERROR WHICH STILL BREEDS IN THE WORLD!! YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT !

                      YNWA!!!

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                      • whynotindeed
                        Newbie
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1

                        #41
                        Valentines day is a load of old shite....Yep, I don't have a gf ...Still a pile of old shite though

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                        • lfc4life
                          Sports Nutter
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 3200

                          #42
                          Originally posted by whynotindeed
                          Valentines day is a load of old shite....Yep, I don't have a gf ...Still a pile of old shite though
                          well that your opinion and i have mine too
                          IM SORRY but i will never have any sympathy for maggie thatcher .... the bitch

                          I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SAY MY HEART AND RESPECT GOES OUT ALL BRITISH AND ALL ARMY TROOPS FIGHTING THE TERROR WHICH STILL BREEDS IN THE WORLD!! YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT !

                          YNWA!!!

                          JUSTICE FOR THE '96"

                          "People say football is a matter of life and death. I'm disappointed by that approach, I believe it is much more important than that - Bill Shankly" -
                          YNWA

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