what annoys u most about women

[gmb45]

nagging- they all seem to be experts at it

[zaphodbb]

women

this is what really yanks my plank, every night because of my fluid intake i have to get up for a piss during the night, i get out of bed no clothes on stand up and she says it every ~~~~in time "where are you going" arrggghhhh and i usually say "where the ~~~~ do you think im going at two in the morning with no clothes on the ~~~~ing sailing club" it drives me crazy women !!

the saddest thing in the world is a man who thinks his new girlfriend is going to be different from all the others

[gmb45]

this is what really yanks my plank, every night because of my fluid intake i have to get up for a piss during the night, i get out of bed no clothes on stand up and she says it every ~~~~in time "where are you going" arrggghhhh and i usually say "where the ~~~~ do you think im going at two in the morning with no clothes on the ~~~~ing sailing club" it drives me crazy women !!

the saddest thing in the world is a man who thinks his new girlfriend is going to be different from all the others

women eh m8, cant do with out them and they know it

[zaphodbb]

i know: cant live with them ...cant live with them

[gmb45]

i know: cant live with them ...cant live with them

yeh and they have something us men all ways want as well

[zaphodbb]

i know m8 i love a tuna sandwich

[gmb45]

i know m8 i love a tuna sandwich

yeh partial to a bit of fish as well m8

[zaphodbb]

breakfast at the y

[Devilfish]

That they don't watch 13e as often as I would like!

And bring their pals to watch it too.

[zaphodbb]

13e

new to this banter df wots that something spicy or football ???

[gmb45]

when they say i have a headache and your gagging for it

[gmb45]

as soon as u marry them they turn into a cross between nora batty and the wicked witch of the west

[RedSpider]

when they promise a night of good lovin' but then half hour before bedtime, they tell you they've just started their period. and then act as if they didn't expect it. like they didn't expect something that happens every fcking month like clockwork. and then they moan when you expect a ~~~~~~~ after they've wasted your time. or even a ~~~~~~~. they're also suddenly tired

[zaphodbb]

i hate when they pull that shit too redspider you could choke then to death in a heartbeat its all control and they know it pisses you off

[gmb45]

yeh and when they are gagging for it u r expected to rise to the occasion if u dont feel like it u get-dont u love me anymore-the nerve of them