saying all that whats the alternative..... tailgunner i dont think so !!
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theres 3 of them in my house and they use bog roll by the tons, like this morning there was none left. got them back this morning when i left them with the newspaper ha ha.Comment
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I hate it when you take one out on a date, get em in the sack at the end of the neet and they turn out to be a bloke.
Not that its ever happened to me like.
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She hasn't told you about your sleepwalking throught the streets of Greece in the middle of the night wearing only your slippers and carrying a bag for some reason?? She is so sweet and doesn't want you getting embarrased as you were caught bye the neighbours one timethis is what really yanks my plank, every night because of my fluid intake i have to get up for a piss during the night, i get out of bed no clothes on stand up and she says it every ~~~~in time "where are you going" arrggghhhhand i usually say "where the ~~~~ do you think im going at two in the morning with no clothes on the ~~~~ing sailing club" it drives me crazy
women !!
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I hate women that are so pathetic they can't do anything for themselves and need to get a bloke to run after them n do everything for em
I hate movie women. You know the ones that just stand bye and scream or squeal whilst the good man is taking beating off of the baddie. why doesn't she just get the big frying pan and hit the baddie over the head or do something useful like pick up the gun and give it to the good guy?
I hate women that keep really tidy and clean houses. They make me look bad
btw I could go on forever!! Don't get me started!!Last edited by Dreamer; 22 February, 2009, 23:18.
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What annoys me about some women is how whenever it's a no they almost can't wait to come out and say no....without giving you an honest reason n telling it like it is.....and yet whenever it's a yes they dance around it by saying maybe n crap like that why not just say yes!
Basically it does my head in that alot of women don't tell it like it is and don't just come out and say what they mean.....
And I don't care what anyone says, you can always tell when a woman doesn't like you because she may aswell just tell you to ~~~~ off!
Some women are sound though, but alot tend to do my head in if I'm being totally honest.
Somebody mentioned earlier about women not having sex when you are gagging for it and yet when the shoe is on the other foot when your not up for it they are all like don't you love me anymore.....well it would be interesting to see what she says or does if you were to refuse sex 1 time and tell her that she cant expect you to be there at the snap of her fingers, because she doesn't do the same for you when you're in that position......1 way ticket to the doghouse anyone ?Comment
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Once I drank one of those 24 Stella packs and I was utterly pissed out my head. I got up in the middle of the night intending to go for a piss but I actually ended up 10 miles away at the local Sailing Club!
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You could know her...that would be funny if you did....
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women eh,nobody has any chance of figuring out how their brains work that is an impossibilityWhat annoys me about some women is how whenever it's a no they almost can't wait to come out and say no....without giving you an honest reason n telling it like it is.....and yet whenever it's a yes they dance around it by saying maybe n crap like that why not just say yes!
Basically it does my head in that alot of women don't tell it like it is and don't just come out and say what they mean.....
And I don't care what anyone says, you can always tell when a woman doesn't like you because she may aswell just tell you to ~~~~ off!
Some women are sound though, but alot tend to do my head in if I'm being totally honest.
Somebody mentioned earlier about women not having sex when you are gagging for it and yet when the shoe is on the other foot when your not up for it they are all like don't you love me anymore.....well it would be interesting to see what she says or does if you were to refuse sex 1 time and tell her that she cant expect you to be there at the snap of her fingers, because she doesn't do the same for you when you're in that position......1 way ticket to the doghouse anyone ?Comment
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ha! so was you witchy! now im paying for it, hope you wern't wearing the bikini. hmmm? come to think of it i have been known to wander a bit after a few sherbets, ok forget that one mmmm? now let me think 
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think you could be right, i get some strange looks when i go to town i thought it was just because im a weirdo !!! 
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