what annoys u most about women

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  • Maddog
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    • Nov 2008
    • 150

    #31
    what annoys me most with her indoors is you go out for a few end up comin home a bit later than you should of the first thing she says is what time do you call this, it is as if all of a sudden they cant tell the time because it's dark outside and it's a ~~~~in digital clock
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    • gmb45

      #32
      Originally posted by Maddog
      what annoys me most with her indoors is you go out for a few end up comin home a bit later than you should of the first thing she says is what time do you call this, it is as if all of a sudden they cant tell the time because it's dark outside and it's a ~~~~in digital clock
      yeh m8 they dont say it when u been working extra hours so u have a bit more money for them to waste

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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #33
        their heavy handed wnking technique
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        • gmb45

          #34
          when they sit flicking through the telly channels,when they know full well thats a mans job.

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          • RedSpider
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 2448

            #35
            and then they settle on coronation street, the only sh1t they ever watch
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            • twobobs
              Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 42

              #36
              woman are inferior to men because
              they need a law to make them equal....

              and they claim to be good at multi-tasking
              well ! headache & ~~~~~~~

              iam such a hit with the girls.

              c'mon the guys \o/ \o/ \o/

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              • camelv
                V.I.P. Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 1202

                #37
                what annoys me most about women is that the ma in law is one.





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                • gmb45

                  #38
                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                  and then they settle on coronation street, the only sh1t they ever watch
                  soaps SHITE

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                  • gmb45

                    #39
                    Originally posted by camelv
                    what annoys me most about women is that the ma in law is one.
                    know what u mean m8 my ex ma inlaw was a cross between nora batty,the wicked witch of the west and poison ivy, pure evil.

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                    • forntida
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1281

                      #40
                      never tramp on their toes. There is nothing worse than a womens corn.
                      I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                      • gmb45

                        #41
                        when she gets older she will nearly all ways end up looking like her mother.
                        Last edited by gmb45; 28 February, 2009, 07:34.

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                        • RedSpider
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                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2448

                          #42
                          or worse, their father
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                          • gmb45

                            #43
                            Originally posted by RedSpider
                            or worse, their father
                            my missus mother had a face like a pit bull chewing a wasp-IM DOOMED

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                            • RedSpider
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                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #44
                              sounds pretty
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                              • melloned
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                                • Nov 2008
                                • 1215

                                #45

                                A woman regards shopping as a day out , a bloke gets in , picks up what he wants and gets out ( tops 15 min ! ).
                                I won't go into a supermarket with her anymore , as she will pick up an item , study it for 3-4 mins , put it back and move along , 10mins later we're back at the same spot looking at the same thing !.
                                I drew the line , when she did this for the 3rd time , because i viewed this as mental torture .
                                And they actually enjoy it !
                                Strange creatures ??
                                If you couldn't bonk them you'd bin them !

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