Strange Dream

[RedSpider]

last night i dreamt that a dinosaur was loose in my town. it had the back end of a zebra and front end of a velociraptor. it was destroying and killing and eating everything in its path. as it approached me it stopped and i was shitting myself. it shoved me to the ground with its snout and guarded me from the police who were attempting to rescue me ( i would of hoped i was worth a little military assistance in this kind of circumstance). whether it was sexually attracted to me or just mothering me, i don't know. anyway, eventually i managed to get away and ran. i came to the end of a street where some workmen were digging up the road. i told them my tale and they called me a bullshitter. one of them threatened to kill me.
i then woke up.
i wonder what one of them dream interepreters would make of this.

[lfc4life]

There would have a good job on there hands

[gmb45]

last night i dreamt that a dinosaur was loose in my town. it had the back end of a zebra and front end of a velociraptor. it was destroying and killing and eating everything in its path. as it approached me it stopped and i was shitting myself. it shoved me to the ground with its snout and guarded me from the police who were attempting to rescue me ( i would of hoped i was worth a little military assistance in this kind of circumstance). whether it was sexually attracted to me or just mothering me, i don't know. anyway, eventually i managed to get away and ran. i came to the end of a street where some workmen were digging up the road. i told them my tale and they called me a bullshitter. one of them threatened to kill me.
i then woke up.
i wonder what one of them dream interepreters would make of this.

wouldnt like to be in your head m8

[zaphodbb]

sounds to me like you have been smoking some really good shit m8 if i give you my address could you send me some

[gmb45]

sounds to me like you have been smoking some really good shit m8 if i give you my address could you send me some

yeh fcuk the law smoke the draw

[forntida]

To see a dinosaur in your dream, symbolizes an outdated attitude. You may need to discard your old ways of thinking and habits.

To dream that you are being chased by a dinosaur, indicates your fears of no longer being needed or useful. Alternatively, being chased by a dinosaur, may reflect old issues that are still coming back to haunt you.

[sound]

I recommend doubling your bedtime cheese dosage, then you can ask Dino what was he/she protecting you for.

As for the road worker's threat, that's completely normal!

[melloned]

8 pints of Stella + a bottle of cooking sherry i suspect ? , if you do this for long enough Mate , your dinosaur 50/50 , zebra /velosiraptor , will end up being voted in by you , for local mayor , then found to be claiming invalidity benifit , after being caught on camera giving hang glider lessons .
I normally find a large mug of horlicks with a bottle of scotch chaser aids restfull sleep .

[jasbo7]

don't listen to all the crap above m8 your just going off your trolly

[RedSpider]

i haven't got a trolley.

[RedSpider]

To see a dinosaur in your dream, symbolizes an outdated attitude. You may need to discard your old ways of thinking and habits.

To dream that you are being chased by a dinosaur, indicates your fears of no longer being needed or useful. Alternatively, being chased by a dinosaur, may reflect old issues that are still coming back to haunt you.

there's nothing outdated about my attitude. i may not be politically correct but that doesn't make me outdated. not when so many people in the country, world even, think the same way as me.

cobblers to dream interpretations. dreams don't mean anything. it's just your brains way to stay active. creating imagery to occupy itself while you sleep. if your brain shuts down then you will die

[lazy727]

how odd. its a damn shame

[forntida]

there's nothing outdated about my attitude. i may not be politically correct but that doesn't make me outdated. not when so many people in the country, world even, think the same way as me.

cobblers to dream interpretations. dreams don't mean anything. it's just your brains way to stay active. creating imagery to occupy itself while you sleep. if your brain shuts down then you will die

That is the last time I am reading your dreams.

[Mr Pumpy]

I can never remember my dreams, but my wife has some beauty's.
Maybe once a month she'll be out of bed (asleep like) muttering to herself. The last couple were good, just before xmas i woke up and she was on the floor looking for snakes, and a few weeks ago she was lookin out of the window thinking there was dwarfs in the front garden.

[aftermath]

I am starting to lose my memory due to excessive drinking therefore i can never remember my dreams.