This honest to God happened to me last night

[Shady]

you can get your dna wiped off there books , but you need to ask .

thanks for postting

id be more worried about wiping it off the victim

[Meat-Head]

I should add that, there genuinely was a rape in my area on Saturday night/Sunday morning by someone with a boxer dog...

WHOA WHOA HANG ON.

Did the fuzz interview your Dawg?

OFF TOPIC:-

Whilst playing with my cell phone, never realised how 'good' the cell sector tracking location thing is - close to 80 meters.

STILL OFF TOPIC:-

Do beleive that if your cell phone is on Orange(TM) as part of their terms and conditions, you agree to be tracked at all times.

So although 'not much proff' if there is any come back, it's worth mentioing.

Hope you told the fuzz on duty, you will be making a thread on DK AND a formal complaint to the fuzz complaints commision.

[DJSimo]

Look at this then you could have been looking at a few years behind bars......

northamptonchron.co.uk/news/national/sleepwalking-claim-rapist-jailed

[ecufix]

Dr Jekyll glad you got outa that one , please go home and look after Mr Hyde

[RedSpider]

Who takes a dog out for a rape?

it brings a new meaning to the term 'dogging'

[gc1966]

~~~~ the dna wiped from the records,it would be the stains in my undercrackers that i would struggle to remove

[masur123]

Teenager due in court on sex attack charges - Local - Northamptonshire Evening Telegraph

I believe this is the incident in question, and must admit I am slightly flattered as I am nearly 40 and a 19 year old has been arrested!!

[andy91]

Great story and thanks for sharing.
Was having a crap day and after reading your story it made me chuckle just glad all ok.

Andy.

[Meat-Head]

HIJACK:

Would be intresting to know what the fuzz think of posts like this:

Apart from a very UNeducatied person (spelling bad on purpose)

i run after victims, i run away from police. i lift children into my car.. ~~~~ gyms