its a spring morning, sunny so a couple of hours walking in the peak district,then a right good fry up off to weatherspoons at about 9am (opening time ) then to bookies for a lucky 63 bet back to weatherspoons couple more till the local dive opens few more bevvies a good game of 3 card brag,and have the crack with the local tarts,back to bookies lucky 63 has come up ?2000 in the sky rocket,then jump into taxi to my local just round the corner (only 200 yards to get home ) couple more then off home where emma bunton (baby spice) is waiting in bed gagging for it.and liverpool stuff manu 3-0 BLISS
my perfect day whats yours ?
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Righty Oh.
It would start off with me out walking in the countryside somewhere, early on a summers morning. Then i'd come across Julia Bradbury out walking (like she does), but she wouldn't be kitted out in Berghaus clothes, oh no, she'd be wearing a pvc catsuit and a gas mask. We would get chatting about her program Wainwrights Walks when she'd suddenly blurt out that she was well horny and very sweaty (cos of the pvc), and she gets turned on by middle aged yorkshiremen with beards. Well one thing would leed to another and i'd have to don the gas mask and give her one.
Then it would be off home.
But when going into my kitchen i'd find Nigella Lawson making me a bacon butty, for some reason she'd be completely naked except for that denim jacket she always fekkin wears. Anyway as i'm telling Nigella to crozzle me bacon my wife comes in, stands behind Nigella, opens her denim jacket and starts playing with her ample breasts................sorry i can't finish this, gotta pop upstairs and knock one out.
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Righty Oh.
It would start off with me out walking in the countryside somewhere, early on a summers morning. Then i'd come across Julia Bradbury out walking (like she does), but she wouldn't be kitted out in Berghaus clothes, oh no, she'd be wearing a pvc catsuit and a gas mask. We would get chatting about her program Wainwrights Walks when she'd suddenly blurt out that she was well horny and very sweaty (cos of the pvc), and she gets turned on by middle aged yorkshiremen with beards. Well one thing would leed to another and i'd have to don the gas mask and give her one.
Then it would be off home.
But when going into my kitchen i'd find Nigella Lawson making me a bacon butty, for some reason she'd be completely naked except for that denim jacket she always fekkin wears. Anyway as i'm telling Nigella to crozzle me bacon my wife comes in, stands behind Nigella, opens her denim jacket and starts playing with her ample breasts................sorry i can't finish this, gotta pop upstairs and knock one out.

nigella lawson ? u need help m8 id have a go at julia tho
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i can make out a nipple poking throughComment
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