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  • gmb45

    #1

    my perfect day whats yours ?

    its a spring morning, sunny so a couple of hours walking in the peak district,then a right good fry up off to weatherspoons at about 9am (opening time ) then to bookies for a lucky 63 bet back to weatherspoons couple more till the local dive opens few more bevvies a good game of 3 card brag,and have the crack with the local tarts,back to bookies lucky 63 has come up ?2000 in the sky rocket,then jump into taxi to my local just round the corner (only 200 yards to get home ) couple more then off home where emma bunton (baby spice) is waiting in bed gagging for it.and liverpool stuff manu 3-0 BLISS
    Last edited by gmb45; 20 February, 2009, 05:36.
  • Mr Pumpy
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    • Jan 2009
    • 1467

    #2
    Now then now then...Are we doing a realistic perfect day or a totally unrealistic made up pack of wishful thinking???
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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    • westkill
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      • May 2008
      • 2378

      #3
      sounds a good day to me m8
      espacially hanging out the back end of baby spice
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      • gmb45

        #4
        Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
        Now then now then...Are we doing a realistic perfect day or a totally unrealistic made up pack of wishful thinking???
        what ever u think is the perfect day for u

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        • Mr Pumpy
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 1467

          #5
          I'll come back to this tonight, gotta have a dump and go to work.
          Catch you later.
          I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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          • gmb45

            #6
            Originally posted by westkill
            sounds a good day to me m8
            espacially hanging out the back end of baby spice
            yeh would top the day nice eh
            Last edited by gmb45; 28 February, 2009, 07:34.

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #7
              to put it simply. missus fcks off for day with baby. fridge full of beer. xbox.
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              • Mr Pumpy
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2009
                • 1467

                #8
                Righty Oh.

                It would start off with me out walking in the countryside somewhere, early on a summers morning. Then i'd come across Julia Bradbury out walking (like she does), but she wouldn't be kitted out in Berghaus clothes, oh no, she'd be wearing a pvc catsuit and a gas mask. We would get chatting about her program Wainwrights Walks when she'd suddenly blurt out that she was well horny and very sweaty (cos of the pvc), and she gets turned on by middle aged yorkshiremen with beards. Well one thing would leed to another and i'd have to don the gas mask and give her one.

                Then it would be off home.
                But when going into my kitchen i'd find Nigella Lawson making me a bacon butty, for some reason she'd be completely naked except for that denim jacket she always fekkin wears. Anyway as i'm telling Nigella to crozzle me bacon my wife comes in, stands behind Nigella, opens her denim jacket and starts playing with her ample breasts................sorry i can't finish this, gotta pop upstairs and knock one out.
                I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                • gmb45

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                  Righty Oh.

                  It would start off with me out walking in the countryside somewhere, early on a summers morning. Then i'd come across Julia Bradbury out walking (like she does), but she wouldn't be kitted out in Berghaus clothes, oh no, she'd be wearing a pvc catsuit and a gas mask. We would get chatting about her program Wainwrights Walks when she'd suddenly blurt out that she was well horny and very sweaty (cos of the pvc), and she gets turned on by middle aged yorkshiremen with beards. Well one thing would leed to another and i'd have to don the gas mask and give her one.

                  Then it would be off home.
                  But when going into my kitchen i'd find Nigella Lawson making me a bacon butty, for some reason she'd be completely naked except for that denim jacket she always fekkin wears. Anyway as i'm telling Nigella to crozzle me bacon my wife comes in, stands behind Nigella, opens her denim jacket and starts playing with her ample breasts................sorry i can't finish this, gotta pop upstairs and knock one out.
                  nigella lawson ? u need help m8 id have a go at julia tho
                  Last edited by gmb45; 21 February, 2009, 07:07.

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                  • Mr Pumpy
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 1467

                    #10
                    The perfect woman.


                    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                    • gmb45

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                      i can make out a nipple poking through

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                      • gmb45

                        #12
                        just for mr pumpy

                        for mr pumpy here u are m8, bet u will be knocking 1 out now eh
                        Last edited by gmb45; 28 February, 2009, 07:34.

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                        • jasbo7
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                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1432

                          #13
                          nice lookers lads are yous thinking of a trade

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                          • gmb45

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jasbo7
                            nice lookers lads are yous thinking of a trade
                            mr pumpy got the hots for julia bradbury so i thought ide give him something to have a ham shank over

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                            • caveman_nige
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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 4920

                              #15
                              phoarrrr, i'd buy her a pint...

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