2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
    Who had 8 kids already,
    Three who were deaf,
    Two who were blind,
    One mentally retarded,
    And she had syphilis,
    Would you recommend that she have an abortion?


    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates.


    Candidate A:
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists,
    He's had two mistresses,
    He also chain smokes,
    And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


    Candidate B:
    He was kicked out of office twice,
    Sleeps until noon,
    Used opium in college,
    And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


    Candidate C:
    He is a decorated war hero.
    He's a vegetarian,
    Doesn't smoke,
    Drinks an occasional beer,
    And never committed adultery.


    Which of these candidates would be our choice?

    Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.








    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


    Pretty interesting isn't it?
    Makes a person think before judging someone.


    Remember:

    Amateurs ... Built the ark.
    Professionals ... Built the Titanic

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #2
    I would have said candidate c just goes to show you never know.

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      Originally posted by Bulld0g
      Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
      Originally posted by hoggy952
      I would have said candidate c just goes to show you never know.
      Yeah cool, i would have Voted to Adlof, that 'Gas Oven' idea of his was BRILLIANT - just it was used on the wrong crowd

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • nibblitz
        DK Veteran
        • May 2010
        • 1300

        #4
        Originally posted by Bulld0g
        Remember:
        Amateurs ... Built the ark.
        Professionals ... Built the Titanic
        Yep, and Iraq is still plagued with pesky Icebergs

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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448

          #5
          i'm still voting for c. gas ovens or not
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          Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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          • cantona7
            V.I.P. Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 936

            #6
            and i cant stand that bassad beethoven or his syphlicated mum

            when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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            • chalky 4
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 288

              #7
              Yep abortion and Adolf. Would now be a far better world.

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              • cunny
                V.I.P. Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 4915

                #8
                Knew the 3 candidates but got them wrong way round. So we would still be in a mess now just ran by yanks

                And yes. I woukd have aborted

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                "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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                • mattgsxr
                  Newbie
                  • May 2012
                  • 1

                  #9
                  thought provoking indeed

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                  • loop2008
                    Newbie
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 7

                    #10
                    i went for C then read below after and thou nar

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                    • dormeus
                      Newbie
                      • May 2012
                      • 1

                      #11
                      ahh the Beethoven fallacy those parameters aren't true :')

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                      • happy_highlander
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 3535

                        #12
                        I didn't vote adolf purely on the basis that as he didn't drink or smoke the ~~~~er was guaranteed to put shit loads of money on them. Not that it would matter to me cause I don't drink or smoke but I used to and remember how pissed of I used get on budget day the robbin basads. Doesn't matter what colour rosette they wear they should all wear a ~~~~in mask.
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