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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #46
    Originally posted by .: JaCkPoT :.
    what happened or is the insuance thing still going through
    Any person with a good road user knowledge should now by now you can not ride a bike on footpath it can cause fatal injuries to people life and then make a claim is not acceptable.

    I was covered by legal bla bla bla, I told them to take me to court because I will dispute it was the cyclist who run on top my bonnet he came from nowhere if I had hit him he would have been lying halfway on the oncoming road, they decided to drop the case which was not winnable.
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    • Kalipo
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2008
      • 1687

      #47
      Dear original poster of the thread, please could you confirm if the damage to the vehicle was paid for by the newbie member or did it come out of your VIP member funds??

      I know a guy who knows a guy who's not a member who wants to become a member but is scared he will have to pay for B&Q shopping trolleys and Bikes so wont join!
      ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

      Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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      • super jumbe
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 11610

        #48
        Originally posted by Kalipo
        Dear original poster of the thread, please could you confirm if the damage to the vehicle was paid for by the newbie member or did it come out of your VIP member funds??

        I know a guy who knows a guy who's not a member who wants to become a member but is scared he will have to pay for B&Q shopping trolleys and Bikes so wont join!
        Good question, he can join any time as long as he will able to help donation and support few ???? for running this advance dk and roast chicken on BBQ and invite jumbe for meal who cares.
        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

        Note:
        All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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        • gc1966
          DK Veteran
          • Mar 2011
          • 2434

          #49
          oh,what a tangled web we weave

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #50
            BUMP.

            ON TOPIC:-

            The other day was riding bicycle home along a cycle/peasant foot path, 343,000,000 million square miles in the world this pair of duffers hogging the lot, eaiser to do an enemien, drop a gear, go round the outside, just level with the old farts arm, she now decides to hog this piece of land and hits my handlebars, shouts OUCH, so just cranked up the power, doing what michal Jackson would do and just boot.

            sound advice from oasis, "don't look back in anger". Stopped them seeing my avatair then.


            Hope this helps orginal question.

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            • M T Glass
              DK Veteran
              • Jul 2013
              • 733

              #51
              'Footpath Hog'
              Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (member number 14300)

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #52
                Not heard nothing, no tweets, texts, emails, smoke signals, fax or telex.

                So good serves them right

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • Johnner
                  Admin Assistant
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 7069

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Meat-Head
                  BUMP.

                  ON TOPIC:-

                  The other day was riding bicycle home along a cycle/peasant foot path, 343,000,000 million square miles in the world this pair of duffers hogging the lot, eaiser to do an enemien, drop a gear, go round the outside, just level with the old farts arm, she now decides to hog this piece of land and hits my handlebars, shouts OUCH, so just cranked up the power, doing what michal Jackson would do and just boot.

                  sound advice from oasis, "don't look back in anger". Stopped them seeing my avatair then.









                  Hope this helps orginal question.







                  Gimp and his brother Elp saw you coming up the road !!!!
                  Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                  " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Johnner
                    Gimp and his brother Elp saw you coming up the road !!!!
                    Jok says duff sisters. Myra hindley and him

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • Johnner
                      Admin Assistant
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7069

                      #55
                      Elp's new name------------Ian
                      Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                      " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                      • alessioblaupunkt
                        DK Veteran
                        • May 2010
                        • 944

                        #56
                        The other day got the brain darkened by shmoke in da room cause of (like shtove fault)
                        Took the car out of the garage to do 33.3km and get 2 new gasket for le shtove,
                        done 100 meters with daddys' car, comes to a stop with crossing,
                        road in complete shadow and a white guy with black coat in a speedy bicycle crossing the road.

                        Please do not wear black garment because there's no way to see you in low ambient light
                        condition.


                        He noticed nothing strange but if I was only 1 meter beyond he could now be part of the road.

                        Maybe someone that day add 1 second delay in my life TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

                        This is the only GOOD REASON to stay ONE STEP BEYOND:

                        sigpic

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                        • Johnner
                          Admin Assistant
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 7069

                          #57
                          Originally posted by alessioblaupunkt
                          The other day got the brain darkened by shmoke in da room cause of (like shtove fault)
                          Took the car out of the garage to do 33.3km and get 2 new gasket for le shtove,
                          done 100 meters with daddys' car, comes to a stop with crossing,
                          road in complete shadow and a white guy with black coat in a speedy bicycle crossing the road.

                          Please do not wear black garment because there's no way to see you in low ambient light
                          condition.


                          He noticed nothing strange but if I was only 1 meter beyond he could now be part of the road.

                          Maybe someone that day add 1 second delay in my life TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

                          This is the only GOOD REASON to stay ONE STEP BEYOND:



                          ffs, Meatypunk'd..........
                          Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                          " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #58
                            DK VIP members are entitled to ride bike with dark clothes. Also entitled to pull out in front of a LARGE lorry on roundabouts, that's a GREAT advantage of it, used it several times.

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • Johnner
                              Admin Assistant
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 7069

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Meat-Head
                              DK VIP members are entitled to ride bike with dark clothes. Also entitled to pull out in front of a LARGE lorry on roundabouts, that's a GREAT advantage of it, used it several times.


                              That's okay on a normal day,but what happens if the truck is going too fast round a roundabout,and a large wood pellet shtove comes off it ???

                              Yer up shit shtreet then
                              Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                              " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                              • alessioblaupunkt
                                DK Veteran
                                • May 2010
                                • 944

                                #60
                                In a full sunny shiny shiny day, road with nu asphalt and very dry, in a new
                                road that conduct to autobahn I found...a truck with his lorry out of the roundabout
                                inclined on the right side (LH road)

                                Hey trucker, try to take the roundabout at half the speed you were trying, you silly.

                                trucker salary $
                                cost of truck $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
                                cost of truck + lorry $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ x 1 Giga
                                ---
                                Shtove is prone to rust so you'll carry it in a full enclosed cabinet such as a Volkswagen T2/T3 bus.
                                If you are going to carry the shtove like the silly trucker that carry mine in a open truck, well pray it'll not start raining.
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