How the Greek Bailout works

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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    How the Greek Bailout works

    It is a slow day in a little Greek village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
    On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 euro note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the 100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
    The butcher takes the note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.
    The pig farmer takes the note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.
    The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.
    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the note. The hotel proprietor then places it back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
    At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up his money, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works.
    Last edited by Shady; 23 May, 2012, 09:54.
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Greeks do not need bailout they are rich in minerals they got olive oil??..

    We eat olive oil.


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    • xant14
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 2062

      #3
      I love you Shady

      Your posts are the bestest shady dude. thought provoking.

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      • daithi
        V.I.P. Member
        • May 2009
        • 2586

        #4
        this ones been doing the rounds around ireland a while now pnly its a golf course not a hotel

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        • GastonJ
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #5
          Originally posted by daithi
          this ones been doing the rounds around ireland a while now only its a golf course not a hotel
          Just the Irish have yet to put it into practice Dave, they're too busy finding money stuffed down the back of the sofa to even bother old, but it explains a lot

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