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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    Crisps

    Monster munch, bermuda triangles, jaws, odduns, quarterbacks, transform-a-snacks, space raiders etc etc.

    When, and why, did crisp manufacturers lose imagination? all these crisps were bought out in the 70's and 80s's, so weve had over 20 yrs without a decent packet of crisps with a gimmick. its all 'sea salt and balsamic vinegar' or ~~~~ing 'rosemary and saffron infused chilli chocolate kelp' flavour or some shite like that.

    I want american cheeseburger flavour etc

    And they all look the same, no open shark mouths, no triangles, no little men with wheels to attach, no back stories as to why an inter-galactic war necessitated a packet of crisps.
    Gimmicky crisps are what made Britain great, and now its all ~~~~ing shit.

    Yeah i know you can still get some of the crisps, but the fact remains that they are over 20 yrs old and getting crapper, i mean wheres the toasted cheese flavour space raiders? can only get pickled onion nowadays and in multibags at that...
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    and burtons fish and chips, but they werent crisps, they was more biscuits, but they was still on the crisps shelf
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • nara
      DK Veteran
      • May 2008
      • 2586

      #3
      Original or Cheese 'n Onion only.

      Anything else is expensive sawdust imho.
      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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      • Johnner
        Admin Assistant
        • Jun 2010
        • 7069

        #4
        Ah,those days !! Don't forget Captain America crisps,where you could get,IIRC,a badge in it.~~~~ing wouldn't be allowed now,with bullshit health and safety !
        Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

        " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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        • johnboy1974
          DK Veteran
          • Dec 2008
          • 3418

          #5
          Anyone remember Tudor crisps gammon flavour and bovril too.

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          • skegsagypsy
            DK Veteran
            • Aug 2009
            • 1230

            #6
            Tudor Gammon were the dogs nutts, Tayto Cheese 'n Onion can't beat them!
            'If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.'
            -Bishop Desmond Tutu

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            • xant14
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2062

              #7
              Salt 'n Shake! lazy b@stards couldn't be bothered to put it in themselves. Probably wont get away with it now coz too much salt... Salt is good..mmmm
              I live and work in a place with an S word... shady doesnt like me saying it, so I won't. And in my town there are no salt and vinagre crisps.. 2 supermarkets and NO salt and vinegar.. ~~~~ing ridiculous. The nearest town that sells S&V is 35km away.
              Its all sour cream and whatever here, dill, chives etc.
              I am the biggest importer of S&V crisps to S... but I eat em alll myself.

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              • Lainie
                V.I.P. Member
                • Mar 2008
                • 3062

                #8
                golden wonder saugage and tomato are my favs

                can hardly get them now.
                sigpic

                Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by skegsagypsy
                  Tayto Cheese 'n Onion can't beat them!
                  Yeah rings a bell

                  Originally posted by xant14
                  I live and work in a place with an S word... shady doesnt like me saying it, so I won't..
                  SVEDEN. You really did move far away from GMB45.

                  OFF TOPIC:-

                  Is there an update on the bird with the lamda probe thread?

                  Originally posted by Lainie
                  golden wonder saugage and tomato are my favs

                  can hardly get them now.

                  Also rings a bell and some other funky flavors.


                  There is a rumor going around, that CLEARLY states the company that makes Quavers costs them FIETY ?0.50 to make ONE KILO of mix.

                  How many Quavers in a Kilo?

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • SIMPLY THE BEST
                    DK Veteran
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 293

                    #10
                    Hong Kong Phooey cheesy balls the dogs bollox in the 70's,Often ate a packet or 3 watching Robinson Crusoe or Here come the Double Deckers or The Banana Splits ahhhhhh those were the days.

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                    • Hoppy01
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2011
                      • 374

                      #11
                      A loved these.
                      Last edited by Hoppy01; 28 May, 2012, 19:54.
                      "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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                      • Shady
                        Shite Link King
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 6404

                        #12


                        now everyone can see it
                        Fave replies from various threads

                        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                        • Hoppy01
                          DK Veteran
                          • May 2011
                          • 374

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shady


                          now everyone can see it
                          Cheers mate, got in a bit of a mess there..
                          "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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                          • tshirtman
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 1345

                            #14
                            you got me thinking of what I used to eat as a kid and remember these three.

                            Potato puffs
                            Horror bags
                            hedgehog

                            I also remember making keyrings out of empty crisp bags by putting them under a warm grill until they shrank to the size of a matchbox.
                            !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                            • johnboy1974
                              DK Veteran
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 3418

                              #15
                              I remember a savoury crisp snack called savoury straws. They came in cheese flavour and i think the other flavour was spicy flavour, they were delicious.

                              My all time favs were kp worcester sauce flavour.

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