Underpants.

[gmb45]

u should only change pants if they stick when u throw them at the wall,int that right pumpy.

[maca]

well you know what they say... dirty pants clean bottom

[gmb45]

well you know what they say... dirty pants clean bottom

yeh and if it wasnt for pants you would have skid marks liike brands hatch on your jeans

[maca]

gmb45 you seem to know a lot about pants and skiddies

[Mr Pumpy]

gmb45 you seem to know a lot about pants and skiddies

Took the words right out of my mouth.
Gmb45 is knockin on the door of 50 now, he might have lost a wee bit of bowel control.
Sayin that though maca by the looks of it you might be either 58 or born in 58, if so i'm sure your bowel control is perfectly good.

[C64]

You're all a bunch of snobs.

Underwear is for the upper classes

[gmb45]

You're all a bunch of snobs.

Underwear is for the upper classes

oh u go commando then witchy ?

[forntida]

I think going commando would rub me the wrong way. I'll stick to the R.A.F.

[melloned]

Bloody Hell Jok ! name that beer and curry house and depending on how much you enjoyed it , i'll either give it a miss , or give it a go .
I get the odd pant filler myself (but i'm 52 now) , so think i'm entitled to th odd one (specially after a similar night ) , you'll be in the scots olympic pant filling team by then !

Sadly , i've completley given up wearing underpants at all , god help the emergency services , if i'm knocked over coming back from the boozer !

[gmb45]

great 1s jok, melloned

PMSL

[westkill]

very good jok and melloned
couldnt stop laughin about the towel

[Mr Pumpy]

Pants or no pants this would not of helped me.

Friday night, loads of beer and a curry, next day got to take bride to work, get in car start driving and then have a fag, get to her work but on way back the fag kicks the digestive system in, not a problem just squeeze them ass cheeks together I thought, on the home straight now, total butt clenching but manage to get car on drive, the buckle of the belt is getting undone, got the house door open, and then................. SHIT maself...... no way.......... no stopping it as a walk to the toilet so a just carry on doing it as a walk, total mudding ma pants, av now got the cheek to sit on the bog and finish off wots left in ma bowels, at this point a think, get yer shitty breeks off, so a undress while am still sitting on the bog, at this point there is shite everyware, all over me and there is shit prints in the floor leading to the shower, am now in shower and trying to wash the stench off me, thats a hard job believe me, got maself dried and now the shit prints over the bathroom floor need to be cleaned so a use the towel that a dried maself with, job done you would never no, shitty denims in washing machine and floor clean but, a left the shitty towel in the bathroom and the next day the missus used it when she had a shower, well she had one shitty face and a was in the shit house, again.

JoK

nobody,s going to beat that post all month.

[Mr Pumpy]

Although, some years ago i used to car share with 3 bricklayers. One monday morning we were on the M1 when the guy in the passenger seat wanted a dump due to the beer the night before. The other guy driving refused to stop on the hard shoulder so he could drop one, so he duly shat himself. The car stunk vile, so he spent the next 10 minutes strippin off in the front seat, he managed to get his shitty kecks off and fling em out of the window. When we got to work he then spent on hour hosing himself down and scrubbing the front seat.

[gmb45]

Although, some years ago i used to car share with 3 bricklayers. One monday morning we were on the M1 when the guy in the passenger seat wanted a dump due to the beer the night before. The other guy driving refused to stop on the hard shoulder so he could drop one, so he duly shat himself. The car stunk vile, so he spent the next 10 minutes strippin off in the front seat, he managed to get his shitty kecks off and fling em out of the window. When we got to work he then spent on hour hosing himself down and scrubbing the front seat.

no way

[Mr Pumpy]

no way

It was quite funny at the time.