What are you going to have on your gravestone

[gc1966]

lifes too short to stand and stare at gravestones

now ~~~~ off and get on with stuff

[RedSpider]

I'm not having a gravestone. It will be a f**king monument.
I wish to have a nuclear weapon built into it with a proximity sensor that becomes active about 10 minutes after it's erected.
Then god help any f**ker that tries to dance on my grave.

[lagerland]

Here he lies long departed he came to shit but only farted.................

[gmb45]

[Meat-Head]

JTH form DW is an ORANGEMAN.

Chuffing hell, MODS, ADMIN, ANYBODY important, het here now, that's two shite posts that need deleting.


As for my gravestone, really really don't care, not my problem, will be my neice and nephews problem, i have (am?) left them everything i own 50/50 when i'm brown bread.

Have no kids, want no kids.

DK VIP member, 2nd top shite poster, that will do me fine.

Meat

[ChelseaBun]

Typical men, I had to die just to get a bunch of flowers

[Meat-Head]

Typical men, I had to die just to get a bunch of flowers

Sadly, ain't going to happen, your to far away, but if you was local, i'd be banging on your door with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates right now.

[masur123]

On her back door?

[Meat-Head]

any door you want you want to bang on

[ChelseaBun]

Sadly, ain't going to happen, your to far away, but if you was local, i'd be banging on your door with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates right now.

aw man, send the chocolates in the post

[GastonJ]

aw man, send the chocolates in the post

I think he'd rather 'post' them

[Meat-Head]

aw man, send the chocolates in the post

Clearly NO OFFENSE INTENDED TO ANYBODY.
BUT, if Garry1312 never uploaded you flowers, seems a bit weird.

YEs money could be better spend on other things, but same old, why buy flowers for a dead person!

[happy_highlander]

~~~~ me is at that time already

[maca]

i just found 50p down here

[Shady]

that was mine.