Brushes with death?

[hoggy952]

ray you must be the luckiest person alive, ps whats this weeks lottery numbers.

[Meat-Head]

dont you mean the unluckyist

[ray156]

dont you mean the unluckyist

i would say last one,fall of the roof was a blessing,with my partner for 11 yrs,no kids.had tests done,no chance they told me,after i fell,and healed a bit,all of a sudden have 3 kids now.miracle or what.

[cgscott]

Depends. How good are the kids and did the wife get fat afterwards?

[Meat-Head]

children YUCK...no thanks

[andy91]

Been ran over 3 times when i was young.
Hit twice on a zebra crossing and another by a Jag on a junction.
Grazed my knee

Andy.

[Bulld0g]

attacked by two animals. whats the odds of that

[ray156]

Been ran over 3 times when i was young.
Hit twice on a zebra crossing and another by a Jag on a junction.
Grazed my knee

Andy.

never walk in front of a jaguar chasing a zebra crossing at a junction.

sorry had to get that in.

[andy1967]

attacked by two animals. whats the odds of that

Will you stop calling mancs animals

[GastonJ]

Not really done anything dangerous for a while, but here goes

1) Been hit/run over at least 5 times by cars before I was 10 years old
2) Cycled into the back of a car an broke a finger when I was 16
3) Crushed between train and platform at 16, ruptured my liver, dislocated both my shoulders, ruptured my spleen, broke my right arm, broke both my collarbones, and almost all my ribs. Was head first between train and platform - not recommended at all
4) Slid down road either following motorbike or in front of it about 5 times before I was 20.
5) Slipped on black ice, off my motorbike, straight onto my knee when I was around 20, knee never has been the same.
6) Last one was in 2000. Slipping on wet York stone steps down a 15 foot drop onto my hand, collies fracture to my wrist... not recommended, and never the same.

I figure I must have had all the accidents I'm due, so everyone elses turn

[ray156]

Not really done anything dangerous for a while, but here goes

1) Been hit/run over at least 5 times by cars before I was 10 years old
2) Cycled into the back of a car an broke a finger when I was 16
3) Crushed between train and platform at 16, ruptured my liver, dislocated both my shoulders, ruptured my spleen, broke my right arm, broke both my collarbones, and almost all my ribs. Was head first between train and platform - not recommended at all
4) Slid down road either following motorbike or in front of it about 5 times before I was 20.
5) Slipped on black ice, off my motorbike, straight onto my knee when I was around 20, knee never has been the same.
6) Last one was in 2000. Slipping on wet York stone steps down a 15 foot drop onto my hand, collies fracture to my wrist... not recommended, and never the same.

I figure I must have had all the accidents I'm due, so everyone elses turn

the proof is now here.there is - Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives

[ray156]

OMG.was watching BB on tv.came back refreshed page.came up change password.so changed password,logged me back in,
had a serious accident,been hit by a gamma-ray and i have turned into the hulk,

[young]

I must have been one unlucky kid
1, 6 week old had meningitus
2, at 6 skidded down the road on my face after going head first over handle bars on bmx
3,at 7 fell off a wall and landed head first on a nail
3a, (forgot this one for a min hence 3a) got shot in leg with an air riffle
4, at 10 head first over handle bars again this time dislocating my color bone
5, 11, broke my arm falling out of a tree
6, 11 1/2 got electrocuted on railway lines with my brother not the brightest thing we ever did as kids
7, 13 broke my leg playing football
8, 21, got trapped inbetween two forklifts at work
9, 23, fell over in dads race at scholl and snapped my color bone resulting in having metal bars holding it together

think thats it. 10 years of nothing though now must have been all them mirrors i smashed when i was a kid haha

[lagerland]

Sounds like we have some seriously lucky or gifted individuals among us lets hope that luck dont run out any time soon...................

[ChelseaBun]

some douche bag in a lorry nearly wiped out my family on the motorway in England, deciding to scale 3 lanes at once and choosing not to see us.

thank ~~~~ for the chevrons, only thing that stopped us from getting crushed.