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  • janobi
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 1624

    #16
    Originally posted by Hoppy01
    Fill the 5 litre can from the tap
    Empty the 5 litre can into the 3 litre can - leaving 2 litres in the 5 litre can.
    Poor away the contents of the 3 litre can.
    Fill the 3 litre can with the 2 litres from the 5 litre can - leaving 2 litres in the 3 litre can.
    Fill the 5 litre can from the tap.
    Fill the remaining 1 litre space in the 3 litre can from the 5 litre can.
    Leaving 4 litres in the 5 litre can..

    How do i explain to the missus that hiding her cd's in the freezer is a perfectly normal thing to do?
    You don't have a missus. Problem solved

    What happens if you push a hippo into a pool?

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    • lagerland
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #17
      Originally posted by janobi
      You don't have a missus. Problem solved

      What happens if you push a hippo into a pool?


      You get a tsunami......................




      We did it the first time since 1968.............
      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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      • Hoppy01
        DK Veteran
        • May 2011
        • 374

        #18
        Originally posted by janobi
        You don't have a missus. Problem solved

        What happens if you push a hippo into a pool?
        Thats no an answer Janobi, thats a fantasy mate..

        To answer your question, you get 5min peace..
        "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448

          #19
          Originally posted by janobi
          You don't have a missus. Problem solved

          What happens if you push a hippo into a pool?

          jeez... i'll play properly

          nothing. there's no such thing as a hippo.

          Q. Do you know the way to san jose? woh woh woh woh woh woh w-woh woh wohhhh
          Last edited by RedSpider; 16 June, 2012, 14:41.
          Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



          Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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          • lagerland
            V.I.P. Member
            • Sep 2010
            • 6031

            #20
            Originally posted by RedSpider
            jeez... i'll play properly

            nothing. there's no such thing as a hippo.

            Q. Do you know the way to san jose? woh woh woh woh woh woh woh w-woh woh wohhhh

            Yes left at the lights in the high street.......................


            We did it the first time since 1968.............
            I know you believe you understand what you think i said



            >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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            • mickydibble
              V.I.P. Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 2166

              #21
              What's the question ?? WTF you
              Lot!!FUDS

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              • daithi
                V.I.P. Member
                • May 2009
                • 2586

                #22
                Originally posted by lagerland
                Yes left at the lights in the high street.......................


                We did it the first time since 1968.............
                did it with your missus

                what will be the score between ireland and italy on monday night?
                Last edited by daithi; 16 June, 2012, 16:32.

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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404

                  #23
                  1-0

                  will we beat ukraine by 3 goals or more? (no numbers lower than 3, or any shit saying we wont win will be accepted)
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                  • gopher7
                    DK Veteran
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 2818

                    #24
                    NO, you're going home.


                    What will the papers say the mornin after.??

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                    • Shady
                      Shite Link King
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 6404

                      #25
                      dont count cos your answer was wrong



                      paper will say something like roo-kraine! waynes lashes 4 past hapless hosts



                      when will scotland get to a tournament?
                      Fave replies from various threads

                      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                      • happy_highlander
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 3535

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Shady
                        dont count cos your answer was wrong



                        paper will say something like roo-kraine! waynes lashes 4 past hapless hosts



                        when will scotland get to a tournament?
                        When we host one.

                        When will shady pick a decent dream team
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                        • janobi
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1624

                          #27
                          All answers for my question are wrong

                          So what happens when you push a hippo into a pool.

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                          • Shady
                            Shite Link King
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 6404

                            #28
                            it would float

                            am i right?
                            Fave replies from various threads

                            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                            • jordigirl
                              DK Veteran
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 716

                              #29
                              no ya not, a big spash ??

                              and shady will never pick a decent dream team







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                              • happy_highlander
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 3535

                                #30
                                Originally posted by janobi
                                All answers for my question are wrong

                                So what happens when you push a hippo into a pool.
                                A ~~~~in hippo would take some pushing, it'd be like trying to get the missus off the couch
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