50 Shades of Grey - pile of shite.

[C64]

AFAIK this book has broken all world records for sales.

It's basically a hardcore ~~~~o in book format.

The wife asked me to get it, so I bought her the trilogy.

She read half of it and told me it was the worst piece of shit she had ever read. I thought she was just being a prude so I grabbed the book and started reading. It's absolute garbage. Very poorly written and nothing but constant corny kinky sex scenes described in almost childish language. I'm certain this book is aimed at teenagers, any adult would find the 'extreme sex sessions' laughably over the top.

If you can imagine Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz having a kinky sex session then basically that's the entire book.

[cactikid]

was it with the tin man who needed a lube job

[nara]

I've seen some excerpts from it on the web.

Looks as if it's written by a randy 15year old who failed his GCSE English Lit.

[gmb45]

mmmmm dorothy

[ChelseaBun]

apparently the sale in grey ties have went up since this book got published.

[lagerland]

I prefer my ~~~~ in format with no reading involved i find avi and mp4 best and then i understand it...............

[jcgrumbles]

Mrs grumbles is reading it as well,and she agrees that its a crock but on occasion she still looks over the top of the book at me like im a cartoon chop......

[mickydibble]

My mrs as read them all and I must admit I got got quite a few sessions out of it but fed up of hearing it now....so what it as outdone Harry potter etc as the fastest selling book etc etc if it were us we would get called dirty gits and what were you thinking

[jordigirl]

agreed books are crap, think it only hit the headlines, when it was announced that scarlett johansson was to play the lead in the forthcoming film

[mickydibble]

Well well I would have to watch it in that case yummy scarlet

[jcgrumbles]

And heres me just been to asda only to find that they are sold out of riding crops,i wonder if i could maybe just slap her around the nipples with an old welding glove instead...

[janobi]

Witchy get her the dirty version of Cinderella my missus said that's much better

[RedSpider]

it's written by some daft bint who formerly wrote fan fiction for that twilight sh1te so of course it's childish

[johnboy1974]

My missus and her pals have been going on about this for ages. Does anyone have an ePub file of it?.

[smirnoff_rules]

My missus and her pals have been going on about this for ages. Does anyone have an ePub file of it?.

its in the ebook section m8