Eating Cats + Dogs in China

[xant14]

My ex was a horsey person, loved every thing about them. I made her a pizza, and added cheese and this horse meat I got from France.
'How did you like your pizza' I asked?
'Great' she replied.
'Whinnnneeyyy' or however a horse sound is written.
'You Basta hard' she replied

[melloned]

A bit further back this one Bulldog Mate , it's before i was married , (so around 1978).
They busted a turkish or greek resturant facing the abattoir on West Derby road , frequented by all the stars at the time ! .
Based on what they found there , they busted the chippy i got my steak dinners from , on the corner of Derby Lane.
It used to stay open until 4.30am , for all the bands coming back into town after their gigs.
I used to play in a card school and the deal was , if you lost everything , ( and usually i did ! ) , the winners would pay for your meal , but you had to order and collect , ( no domino's pizza then !).
The service in the chippy was cheerfull and fast , (and at 3.00am , very busy!) .
I don't know if it's still there , but can't see it still serving rover or tibbles !

[gmb45]

gm dont know about horse meat but i am hung like a donkey and lots of women rave about my meat. mind you the downside is i also look like a donkey

women also love tongue, found that out when i was sat in a pub licking my eye brows.

[forntida]

women also love tongue, found that out when i was sat in a pub licking my eye brows.

You need them cut mate.

[Krypton]

i think i'd try dog, i used to look at my dogs hind legs and imagine them roasted. mmmm. i think it would taste like lamb

[RedSpider]

i think you're barking

[Krypton]

no. you must respect my opinion and shaddapayaface

[RedSpider]

me don't wanna shaddapamyface

[Krypton]

i respect that.

[Mr Pumpy]

I reckon if your hungry enough you'd eat owt,
but not celery.

[Don_P]

hmmm, i dunno - i really like cats, but couldnt eat a whole one

[zaphodbb]

i was in china in july 1996 and i was sure i saw three guys chopping up a dog in a back alley but i was rushed away before i got a good look so i asked the interpreter if they were going to eat the dog and he said "no we dont eat dog" and i said "excuse me its a well known fact you eat dog" he said "ah yes but only in the winter" it has something to do with ying and yang eating cold bloodied animals ie fish,prawns etc in the summer and hot bloodied animals in the winter ie pigs,cats,dogs whatever so go figure but if it moves they eat it good luck i say, me i dont like marzipan yuk !

[RedSpider]

i'ld sooner eat dog than the stuff them dirty french eat. you could kick a poo across the ground and a frenchman would catch it, cook it and serve it with garlic

[janobi]

I ate dog in thailand. Must say that it aint that bad. Bit like pork, would willingly eat it again.

[thered]

i once ate my dog which i have to say was delicious it was me fathers idea after our dog passed away he had eaten them when they were kids when they were poor along with pigeons


i loved my dog too and i think she would have wanted it that way