Can cows be trained to fetch a stick???

[Mr Pumpy]

I think not.

[forntida]

I herd that they can

[Mr Pumpy]

boom boom....

[Mr Pumpy]

Still laughin at that forntiddler, well corny...

[westkill]

if you lay under the cow you would get a pat on the head as well

[Mr Pumpy]

if you lay under the cow you would get a pat on the head as well

No more, please..

[Mr Pumpy]

We sometimes have cows across our road. Last year they escaped and one got in our front garden, it was pure pandemonium. It made a right mess of the grass.

[westkill]

i lived with one then we got a divorce

[Mr Pumpy]

Not really surprised about that Westkill if all you ever did was lie underneath her and let her dump on your head.

[westkill]

i could live with the dump on the face
it was the site of her face squeezing one out
~~~~in ugly as sin

[forntida]

That's it. You can close the thread now.

[melloned]

I know an ugly cow that takes some stick ! and if she caught me writing this , would need no training beating me to death with a stick !

[Mr Pumpy]

That's it. You can close the thread now.

Forntiddler, where did yer find that ... I was searching for ages to get a piccy of a cow and a stick. I'm still not convinced that particular bovine actually retrieved a stick, it could be photoshopped.

[Mr Pumpy]

That thing next to it looks like a bloody hyena.

[forntida]

I bet it is saying 'Where's my bloody stick'.