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  • xant14
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 2062

    #1

    Bombay Duck

    Tomorrow when I win the lottery, me and our lass are going around the world on a food sampling expedition. We are starting at Kentucky for some KFC, then on to Madras for Chicken Madras...
    Can you let me know where to buy my next flight to?
  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #2
    well obviously to bombay for bombay duck, maybe peking for peking duck. then onto france for some french fries,
    yorkshire for some pudding, hamburg for hamburger.....
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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    • xant14
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 2062

      #3
      good ones.. Me and the missus are having a comp... I will pretend I got all these.

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      • Krypton
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 694

        #4
        oh-ho! so its to put women in their rightful place! ok i will think of some more. cont have the women beating us blokes!
        Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

        Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
        There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
        Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
        Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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        • xant14
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 2062

          #5
          nice one... I'll have a singapore gin sling while you think some more up

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          • forntida
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 1281

            #6
            Fly to Bondi for a beach barbie.
            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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            • xant14
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2062

              #7
              I live melton mowbray, so I cant fly there for my pork pie

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              • xant14
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 2062

                #8
                I have had a few tarts from Bakewell in my time.

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                • berley
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 567

                  #9
                  dont forget to visit Turkey on your travels

                  hmmm nice turkey roast, now that sounds good

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                  • Krypton
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 694

                    #10
                    dublin for some irish stew
                    montreal for canadian bacon
                    cumberland for sausage
                    moscow and have a nice cool black russian
                    frankfurt for frankfurters
                    a nice roast new zealand lamb
                    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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                    • forntida
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1281

                      #11
                      Hamburg for Hamburgers?
                      I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                      • forntida
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1281

                        #12
                        Try Iceland. They have the lot.
                        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                        • xant14
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 2062

                          #13
                          haha, all beauties...
                          My tenner win on the lotto won't go far

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                          • xant14
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2062

                            #14
                            brb, just gonna have a bit of swiss roll

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                            • forntida
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1281

                              #15
                              You could go to Wellington for beef wellington.

                              Better not, it might taste like old boots.
                              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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