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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #1

    Thanks Virgin

    Had Email from VM saying they upgrading my 2mb service upto 10mb for free.

    thanks virgin. now if only there was some way of receiving all the tv services for free.
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  • gmb45

    #2
    Originally posted by RedSpider
    Had Email from VM saying they upgrading my 2mb service upto 10mb for free.

    thanks virgin. now if only there was some way of receiving all the tv services for free.
    get a box m8

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    • Mr Pumpy
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2009
      • 1467

      #3
      Originally posted by RedSpider
      now if only there was some way of receiving all the tv services for free.

      It'll never happen.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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      • Krypton
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 694

        #4
        this sounds like it could go down the illegal route....i will take no further part. i am disgusted
        Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

        Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
        There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
        Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
        Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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        • gmb45

          #5
          Originally posted by Krypton
          this sounds like it could go down the illegal route....i will take no further part. i am disgusted
          yeh right

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          • Krypton
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2009
            • 694

            #6
            oh ok you caught me...
            Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

            Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
            There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
            Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
            Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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            • forntida
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 1281

              #7
              When I saw this title I thought it should be in the ~~~~ section. The way thread go in here, it will get there eventually. You lot will be talking about what's in the box instead of what's on it.
              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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              • gmb45

                #8
                Originally posted by forntida
                When I saw this title I thought it should be in the ~~~~ section. The way thread go in here, it will get there eventually. You lot will be talking about what's in the box instead of what's on it.
                i can do that if u want m8

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                • RedSpider
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2448

                  #9
                  Originally posted by forntida
                  When I saw this title I thought it should be in the ~~~~ section. The way thread go in here, it will get there eventually. You lot will be talking about what's in the box instead of what's on it.


                  you were just hoping weren't you?
                  hopefully there's a litter of dead cats in the box
                  now its me that's hoping
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                  • Krypton
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 694

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RedSpider


                    hopefully there's a litter of dead cats in the box

                    ahhhh.
                    you're a nasty boy.
                    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      ok. how about this?

                      a litter of 6 cats. 5 are dead. one is barely alive and nursed backed to health by the rspca. cat is named boxy or something else that would remind it of its ordeal everytime its name is mentioned.
                      soldiers get killed in iraq but this cat is on the front page.
                      is this better?
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                      • Krypton
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 694

                        #12
                        so its soldiers lives or cats. is this your ultimatum? ok cats can die
                        Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                        Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                        There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                        Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                        Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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                        • RedSpider
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2448

                          #13
                          i'm glad you see it my way.
                          after all, a soldier will help rid the world of scum whereas a cat will bring a dead bird in your house, rip your curtains and ultimately try to kill you.
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                          • Krypton
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 694

                            #14
                            talking of soldiers, i heard a "reportedly" true story about a meeting of european heads of state in the early 80's. apparently charles de gaulle was french pm at the time and he asks
                            "why do all zeese meetings take place in ze eengleesh"
                            and apparentl one of our lot said
                            "well we speak in english because we sorted it out for you lot so that you werent speaking german "
                            Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                            Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                            There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                            Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                            Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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                            • forntida
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1281

                              #15

                              Next door neighbours cat is at the window asking for 'more' food(no it's name is not Oliver!). I have told her she has been fed already this morning and that there are wee cats in Africa who can't get any food at all. Am I correct about the cats in Africa. I feel guilty.
                              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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