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  • zaphodbb
    DK Daddy PT
    • Jan 2009
    • 1083

    #1

    flat tube

    ok you can reply to this and tell me wot an asshole i am and turn it into a racial or color thing quite frankly i dont give a shit this is my thread ok so back the ~~~~ off im talking about you tube first up you tube is great yea u get get some guy telling u how to build a Apache attack helicopter out of cornflake packets 4 views and sum girl who looks like a ~~~~in 12 year old and says ~~~~ all 1.000.000 views so tell me wots wrong with this picture ... well i will tell u every one is dumbded down you me every ~~~~er, if i have to see 1 more dude on a skateboard catching his junk on a railing or sum dumbfcuk thinking "hey jackass did this get the ~~~~in chainsaw out bubba and saw my nuts off," i will go crazy an the fat kid on the roller coaster yea right, hey fcuk u kid get help u fat fcuk, an chris crocker " leave britney alone " hey give me 5 mins in a room with this fcuk an i will sort his ass out.and the worst of all funny cats, please cats are not funny they are dumb fcukin amimals ok maybe the Chinese have got it right " hey mfkr lets see how funny you are when i stir fry your ass with sum soy sauce" and rickroll wtf, do you know there are 10.000.000 rickrolls on you tube hey 1 time funny 10.000.000 times get th fcuk out of here , wtf is going on here we are buying into this shit doh! get a ~~~~in life ffs read a book do something, i blame jeremy beedle ? ok im shitfaced if u dont like my spelling hey i dont give a rats ass so to continue this, send in your funny vids were ok 20years ago but now we have bin there done that move on ffs, wots next decapitate your mum ho ho thats so funny... not get a ~~~~in life peeps do things, stretch your self climb that mountain,swim the ~~~~in channel, just do something original please dont follow this crap culture, just get a ~~~~in life,

    this rant is based on no real mfker alive or dead so if it looks like u tough shit pal get real wake up smell the coffee, and get your ass into the real world, whatever you do dont hurt anybody, u wanna flame me go ahead dipshit im waiting
  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #2
    !
    jeebus lubs you zap
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158

      #3
      so in a nutshell zap what your saying is ....................

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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      • Mr Pumpy
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 1467

        #4
        Thats the post of the week.
        I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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        • Krypton
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 694

          #5
          thats the post of the year!!
          Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

          Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
          There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
          Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
          Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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          • melloned
            DK Veteran
            • Nov 2008
            • 1215

            #6
            Didn't get that Mate ? could you say it again ??
            Wot a woppa , Top rant Mate !!!!!!!!!!!

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            • gmb45

              #7
              Originally posted by zaphodbb
              ok you can reply to this and tell me wot an asshole i am and turn it into a racial or color thing quite frankly i dont give a shit this is my thread ok so back the ~~~~ off im talking about you tube first up you tube is great yea u get get some guy telling u how to build a Apache attack helicopter out of cornflake packets 4 views and sum girl who looks like a ~~~~in 12 year old and says ~~~~ all 1.000.000 views so tell me wots wrong with this picture ... well i will tell u every one is dumbded down you me every ~~~~er, if i have to see 1 more dude on a skateboard catching his junk on a railing or sum dumbfcuk thinking "hey jackass did this get the ~~~~in chainsaw out bubba and saw my nuts off," i will go crazy an the fat kid on the roller coaster yea right, hey fcuk u kid get help u fat fcuk, an chris crocker " leave britney alone " hey give me 5 mins in a room with this fcuk an i will sort his ass out.and the worst of all funny cats, please cats are not funny they are dumb fcukin amimals ok maybe the Chinese have got it right " hey mfkr lets see how funny you are when i stir fry your ass with sum soy sauce" and rickroll wtf, do you know there are 10.000.000 rickrolls on you tube hey 1 time funny 10.000.000 times get th fcuk out of here , wtf is going on here we are buying into this shit doh! get a ~~~~in life ffs read a book do something, i blame jeremy beedle ? ok im shitfaced if u dont like my spelling hey i dont give a rats ass so to continue this, send in your funny vids were ok 20years ago but now we have bin there done that move on ffs, wots next decapitate your mum ho ho thats so funny... not get a ~~~~in life peeps do things, stretch your self climb that mountain,swim the ~~~~in channel, just do something original please dont follow this crap culture, just get a ~~~~in life,

              this rant is based on no real mfker alive or dead so if it looks like u tough shit pal get real wake up smell the coffee, and get your ass into the real world, whatever you do dont hurt anybody, u wanna flame me go ahead dipshit im waiting
              brill zap by the way m8 your a proper pt
              Last edited by gmb45; 15 March, 2009, 09:26.

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              • forntida
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 1281

                #8

                Ive taken your advice I have logged off.

                This is not me it's my brother.
                I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                • cantona7
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 936

                  #9
                  not quite sure what you are trying to get across there zaph mate


                  when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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                  • Bobiskey
                    Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 48

                    #10
                    Might not agree/understand all of it, but excellent rant. On a scale of 1 - 10 that rates 11. Brilliant.
                    .: Bob :.
                    He Lives in a pineapple under the sea....
                    Sponge Bob Square Pants ...

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