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  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #211
    Originally posted by RedSpider
    although made from milk, cheese will just ruin your cup of tea
    as if!

    milk is white, cheese is yellow....HELLO?

    cheese is made from milk indeed
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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    • RedSpider
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 2448

      #212
      its made from painted milk
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      • zaphodbb
        DK Daddy PT
        • Jan 2009
        • 1083

        #213
        Originally posted by RedSpider
        its made from painted milk
        that must be hard painting milk

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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #214
          I have just looked up Edward II

          EDWARD II 1307 - deposed 1327
          Edward was a weak and incompetent king. He had many 'favourites', Piers Gaveston being the most notorious. He was beaten by the Scots at the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314. Edward was deposed and held captive in Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. His wife joined her lover Mortimer in deposing him: by their orders he was murdered in Berkley Castle - so legend has it, by having a red-hot poker thrust up his anus! His beautiful tomb in Gloucester Cathedral was erected by his son, Edward III.
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • forntida
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 1281

            #215
            The Italians make a brand of lemonade called 'Dribly', and in Greece you can buy a lemon-and-lime drink called 'Zit'.
            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #216
              sounds tasty
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              • asaintuntilidie
                Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 73

                #217
                An oldie but still a goldie.... Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab meat!

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                • Bulld0g
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 7158

                  #218
                  Fish , don't really have fingers

                  THE TRUTH
                  The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                  Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                  The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                  • Bulld0g
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 7158

                    #219
                    You can lead a horse to water... but a pencil must be lead

                    THE TRUTH
                    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                    • asaintuntilidie
                      Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 73

                      #220
                      Bulldog, the fish finger one had me chucklin! I read it in an alan partridge kinda way to myself

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                      • chroma
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1976

                        #221
                        Originally posted by 666lucifer666
                        The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
                        Incorrect, the first typewriters where simple ABCDEF affairs, however when typing past 10 or so words per minuite you would strike keys raising the shoes before the others had returned causing OMFG MECHANICAL JAM.

                        Hence the qwerty layout, its designed to both slow you down and allow the most common letters to get the hell outa the way before you follow up with your next keypress.

                        After computers came into popular usage, layouts exploded to increase efficiency and ergonomics (its a nightmare coding at speeds of 120wpm or more on a QWERTY in comparison to a Dvorak or specialist coder layout) ive been using the ARENSITO layout on a kinesis keyboard since 2002 and i love it, even wound up forking out for the 3xfootpedal setup so:
                        space is equivelent to CLUTCH,
                        shift is BRAKE,
                        backspace equates to ACCELERATE.

                        best 175 quid ive ever dropped in my life (keyboard and pedals), my wrists took years of punishment from "emacs pinkey." the downside is that i now rest my foot on the clutch of my car...

                        The longest word you can type on the topmost row of a QWERTY layout is TYPEWRITER
                        He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                        • gmb45

                          #222
                          Originally posted by chroma
                          Incorrect, the first typewriters where simple ABCDEF affairs, however when typing past 10 or so words per minuite you would strike keys raising the shoes before the others had returned causing OMFG MECHANICAL JAM.

                          Hence the qwerty layout, its designed to both slow you down and allow the most common letters to get the hell outa the way before you follow up with your next keypress.

                          After computers came into popular usage, layouts exploded to increase efficiency and ergonomics (its a nightmare coding at speeds of 120wpm or more on a QWERTY in comparison to a Dvorak or specialist coder layout) ive been using the ARENSITO layout on a kinesis keyboard since 2002 and i love it, even wound up forking out for the 3xfootpedal setup so:
                          space is equivelent to CLUTCH,
                          shift is BRAKE,
                          backspace equates to ACCELERATE.

                          best 175 quid ive ever dropped in my life (keyboard and pedals), my wrists took years of punishment from "emacs pinkey." the downside is that i now rest my foot on the clutch of my car...

                          The longest word you can type on the topmost row of a QWERTY layout is TYPEWRITER
                          WHAT ! riding the clutch ! thats BAD cost u more than ?175 if u burn it out, get your foot off it KNOW.

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                          • forntida
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1281

                            #223
                            Originally posted by gmb45
                            WHAT ! riding the clutch ! thats BAD cost u more than ?175 if u burn it out, get your foot off it KNOW.
                            Is that how you leave a foot print?
                            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #224
                              true to stereotype, frenchmen DO wear stripey jumpers and carry a string of onions round their neck while riding a bicycle. And stink while doing it.
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                              • sandiemag
                                DK Veteran
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 166

                                #225
                                Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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