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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #31
    Originally posted by Nudger
    Chuck Norris is warm and sensitive. Leave him alone!
    I seriously hope your a female, but with a name like that a got me doubts

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • ruudvandan
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2008
      • 1091

      #32
      When the hero is getting attacked by a gang of Kung-Fu experts, only a maximum of 2 of the said experts may engage at any given time. The rest must wait patiently until the hero has successfully dispatched his immediate adversary
      http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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      • patkins
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 3662

        #33
        It always happened in the older films that when the press people wanted to take a photo with the old flash camera they always stuck the flash camera in front of the movie camera. This managed to do two things 1: To prove to the audience that a real flashbulb was being used. 2: To temporarily blind the audience who could only see pure white for five minutes in a darkened cinema.

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        • koppit
          DK Veteran
          • Dec 2008
          • 587

          #34
          no matter how fast you run, the killer who walks will always catch you

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          • ruudvandan
            DK Veteran
            • Dec 2008
            • 1091

            #35
            no matter what speed you are running at, or the trap door is closing at, your hat will come off as your diving through, and you'll have just enought time to get through and grab it without gettin crushed
            http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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            • koppit
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 587

              #36
              investigate any noise, whats the worst that could happen

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              • koppit
                DK Veteran
                • Dec 2008
                • 587

                #37
                old or ugly heros still get the fit bird

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                • koppit
                  DK Veteran
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 587

                  #38
                  cowboys never run out of ammo

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                  • manxspud
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 1768

                    #39
                    be sure when you beam down to a planet you take a none regular cast member or two.... the aliens will always kill them instead of you....

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                    • Miklo
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 583

                      #40
                      Originally posted by bigbob123
                      :P
                      Hmmm, typical Man Utd fan Think they can post in any thread to get stuff! Unless Man United fans are all Viking bullies (probably are )

                      Back on topic:- Never talk to a guy wearing a painted white William Shatner mask


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                      • chalky 4
                        DK Veteran
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 288

                        #41
                        Interesting 1st. post. Look at post No 4. GMB 45 GUEST 15 th. March 2009. Was this the turning point! ! !
                        Last edited by chalky 4; 24 July, 2011, 08:15.

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                        • waken
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 341

                          #42
                          Never dance with zombies or you?ll end up looking like one.

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                          • RedSpider
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2448

                            #43
                            When lost/in mortal danger, your phone will not have a signal, despite the fact that you do not need a signal to contact emergency services
                            Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                            Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                            • manxspud
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 1768

                              #44
                              Originally posted by RedSpider
                              When lost/in mortal danger, your phone will not have a signal, despite the fact that you do not need a signal to contact emergency services
                              erm i think thats you can phone emergency services without credit

                              if they ever bring out a phone you can use without a signal ... be a good seller

                              back on track ... just kill em ... without explaining your plan

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                              • Miklo
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 583

                                #45
                                When being chased through the woods, never look down to check for any branches to trip over.


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