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  • Maddog
    Top Poster
    • Nov 2008
    • 150

    #1

    best question of the decade if not the century

    'If women are so perfect at multi-tasking how come they cannot have a
    headache and sex at the same time?'
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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467

    #2
    Whats sex??????
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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    • forntida
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 1281

      #3
      Good question.

      Multi-Tasking is the One thing they are good at.
      Last edited by forntida; 17 March, 2009, 19:52.
      I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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      • Mr Pumpy
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 1467

        #4
        Originally posted by forntida
        Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!

        Shouldnt that be on the interesting facts thread.
        I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #5
          Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
          Shouldnt that be on the interesting facts thread.
          Yes it should be. Another error on my part.
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • cunny
            V.I.P. Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 4915

            #6
            all i can say is.....quality
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            "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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            • Mr Pumpy
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2009
              • 1467

              #7
              Originally posted by Maddog
              'If women are so perfect at multi-tasking how come they cannot have a
              headache and sex at the same time?'

              Maddog, have you got a problem you want to share with us all????
              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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              • RedSpider
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 2448

                #8
                Explain to your woman that a scientist said that sex raises endorphin levels in the brain which relieves the pain of a headache.
                scientist said it so it must be true unless he said it because he weren't getting any at home.
                Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                • forntida
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1281

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                  Explain to your woman that a scientist said that sex raises endorphin levels in the brain which relieves the pain of a headache.
                  scientist said it so it must be true unless he said it because he weren't getting any at home.
                  I that was the case we would all be saying it.
                  I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                  • Dreamer
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 2020

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RedSpider
                    Explain to your woman that a scientist said that sex raises endorphin levels in the brain which relieves the pain of a headache.
                    scientist said it so it must be true unless he said it because he weren't getting any at home.


                    redspider is infact correct on this point.
                    I can also tell you form personal experience that this is true and I think you will find I have infact mentioned this before.



                    perhaps it just depends who the husband is whether the woman will admit it is true or not



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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      Thanks for the confirmation, Dreamer. see, everybody? i'm not a complete div after all
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                      • senga
                        Junior Member
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 31

                        #12
                        Tell me

                        Why is there only one monopoly`s commission.

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                        • alec
                          DK Veteran
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 345

                          #13
                          Women are good at multi-tasking they can be having sex, while thinking about shopping.

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                          • ps2chiper
                            Top Poster
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 137

                            #14
                            Before asking for sex, you should offer them an aspirin. When they go no thanks I am fine. Then you say Gotcha.

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                            • forntida
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1281

                              #15
                              An aspirin is the best contraceptive you can get. The female just holds it between her knees.
                              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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