Am I a Tight Arse??

[jasbo7]

Don't think ive owt to loose. B & Q tomorrow morning for a good hacksaw, cut the fekker down and see how its looks.

Looks like you've answered your own question Pumpy

[satman]

thought of best way ,,,

bubble wrap the ceiling..

[Bulld0g]

Why not buy him a sleeping bag and a one man tent. Tell him its practise for when he gets older.

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Put a large piece of glass on the ceiling over his head, then he knows that if he smashes his head his smashed glass too...that will make him crouch around on his bed..
Naa just have a go at hacksawing it..

[melloned]

Just kick him out Mr P and tell him to go to the Sally Army , they'll keep him warm and dry . Meanwhile you can either , rent his room out to some gadgey and earn a few bob , or turn the radiator off in his room and pocket the fuel saving .
Every one's a winner !!

[gmb45]

better idea fcuk the missus off and u will save a fortune and you can afford the new bed no probs.

[Mr Pumpy]

thought of best way ,,,

bubble wrap the ceiling..

Nice one..
Save a bit more and just bubble wrap the top of his head.

[Mr Pumpy]

better idea fcuk the missus off and u will save a fortune and you can afford the new bed no probs.

In theory thats a good idea, but in reality i'd end a thin smelly man that folks stare at at the Tesco checkout.

[forntida]

In theory thats a good idea, but in reality i'd end a thin smelly man that folks stare at at the Tesco checkout.

you've met me then.

[Mr Pumpy]

you've met me then.

So your that man.

[Mr Pumpy]

Thats it, just got me hacksaw, get ready bunk bed.

[satman]

Thats it, just got me hacksaw, get ready bunk bed.

*jees,,,, we ment do it when hes NOT in bed....

[forntida]

So your that man.

going to Morrisons this morning just to annoy people who are in a hurry and those that can't stand the wee wee smell.

[Mr Pumpy]

If any dk'ers need a bed cuttin down just let me know, because ive made a reet job of that bed, like a job in town.
Lopped 10 inches off the legs and the same off the ladder.
And I only need 4 bear mats under one of em.































The bear mat thing was a joke by the way.

[andy4]

Mr Pumpy after reading all these posts i've come to the conclusion
that you're a tight arse bastard