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  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #16
    just look closely and you'll see where im coming from
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

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    • sandiemag
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2008
      • 166

      #17
      Originally posted by Krypton
      just look closely and you'll see where im coming from

      Hope you don't live by the seaside Krypton, nothing's safe if that stirs you!
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      • zaphodbb
        DK Daddy PT
        • Jan 2009
        • 1083

        #18
        Originally posted by sandiemag
        Hope you don't live by the seaside Krypton, nothing's safe if that stirs you!
        hes just a seafood slut m8

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        • melloned
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2008
          • 1215

          #19
          Looks like Joan Collins's piss flaps to me ! and for that reason , count me out on the fanny feast !

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          • cantona7
            V.I.P. Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 936

            #20
            fcuk me i'd eat my own leg before i tried that foul looking thing

            when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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            • Mr Pumpy
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2009
              • 1467

              #21
              Originally posted by melloned
              Looks like Joan Collins's piss flaps to me ! and for that reason , count me out on the fanny feast !
              Ive just spat me tea out.
              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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              • gmb45

                #22
                Originally posted by melloned
                Looks like Joan Collins's piss flaps to me ! and for that reason , count me out on the fanny feast !
                joan collins piss flaps thats cracked me up m8

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                • zaphodbb
                  DK Daddy PT
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1083

                  #23
                  sounds like chinese for genital lice ( no not flied lice)

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                  • melloned
                    DK Veteran
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1215

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                    Ive just spat me tea out.
                    It's either Joans flaps , or your regurgitated tea ! one of the two Mr P !

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                    • gmb45

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                      Ive just spat me tea out.
                      hes done me with that pumpy cant stop laughing

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                      • forntida
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1281

                        #26
                        Modiolus Modiolus (I know you heard me the first time)
                        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                        • chroma
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1976

                          #27
                          they're in decline, i used to go diving for em in Loch Fyne, but the ****ing fish toxins have begun to wipe em out, fish farms release bus tonnage of waste into the water and kill off anything below the farms and as clabbydoos need a preasure of over 45psi (roughly 3 atmospheres or 20+ metres of water) to survive they usualy find themselves knee deep in farm shite, which winds up being high in amonia which prevents the mucus from hardening into their shells, effectively rotting them alive.

                          Couple that with the fact that most new divers are complete pillocks when it comes to marine life and dont seem to realise that seasons are in place for a reason, they wind up picking the blue shelled ones which are just the juvaniles, instead of the adults and killing off the spieces before it gets a chance to regroup, these look all nice and purty and idiot small resteraunteurs wind up paying a premium for them because they are just as clueless as the divers.

                          Scallops, welks, razorclams and even common muscles (pretty much any mollusc spieces to be frank) are pretty much in decline due to profiteering assholes who think salmon and trout are the be all and end all of seafood.
                          the general ublic at large dont seem to realise that farmed fish are completely garbage when compared to the real Mcoy so the cycle perpetuates.
                          He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                          • maxi1968
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 417

                            #28
                            they will be foul if you eat them from the waterfront at greenock.still good to see one from the clyde .
                            Originally posted by Krypton


                            no offense, but they look foul!!!!

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                            • maxi1968
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 417

                              #29
                              clabbys.

                              Originally posted by chroma
                              they're in decline, i used to go diving for em in Loch Fyne, but the ****ing fish toxins have begun to wipe em out, fish farms release bus tonnage of waste into the water and kill off anything below the farms and as clabbydoos need a preasure of over 45psi (roughly 3 atmospheres or 20+ metres of water) to survive they usualy find themselves knee deep in farm shite, which winds up being high in amonia which prevents the mucus from hardening into their shells, effectively rotting them alive.

                              Couple that with the fact that most new divers are complete pillocks when it comes to marine life and dont seem to realise that seasons are in place for a reason, they wind up picking the blue shelled ones which are just the juvaniles, instead of the adults and killing off the spieces before it gets a chance to regroup, these look all nice and purty and idiot small resteraunteurs wind up paying a premium for them because they are just as clueless as the divers.

                              Scallops, welks, razorclams and even common muscles (pretty much any mollusc spieces to be frank) are pretty much in decline due to profiteering assholes who think salmon and trout are the be all and end all of seafood.
                              the general ublic at large dont seem to realise that farmed fish are completely garbage when compared to the real Mcoy so the cycle perpetuates.
                              yes i totaly agree with everything you have said.i am in the minority when it comes to conservation,when i go picking clabbys i allways leave smaller ones alone but i do know some people who dont.so when ever i discover a new bed i never tell any one whare it is.we should start a campaighn to bring in a blanket ban on all molusc fishing ,and tighter controls on fish farm practices.

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                              • Krypton
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 694

                                #30
                                Originally posted by maxi1968
                                we should start a campaighn to bring in a blanket ban on all molusc fishing
                                what no mussels? i dont think the country would stand for it mate
                                Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                                Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                                There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                                Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                                Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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