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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    What an idiot

    I don't believe what i've just done. We were talking about classic movies and my son says to me, i can't believe you've never seen any of the alien movies. I told him i always meant to watch them but never got round to it. So yesterday i decided to download them and finally watch them.
    I downloaded the first three and settled down before to watch the first one. I sat for six minutes and 12 seconds and someone finally spoke. In ~~~~in German I'd downloaded all three in ****in German. That'll teach me to check the movie before i get it in future.

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #2
    Originally posted by Bulld0g
    I don't believe what i've just done. We were talking about classic movies and my son says to me, i can't believe you've never seen any of the alien movies. I told him i always meant to watch them but never got round to it. So yesterday i decided to download them and finally watch them.
    I downloaded the first three and settled down before to watch the first one. I sat for six minutes and 12 seconds and someone finally spoke. In ~~~~in German I'd downloaded all three in ****in German. That'll teach me to check the movie before i get it in future.
    sigourney in any language
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    • melloned
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 1215

      #3
      Originally posted by Bulld0g
      I don't believe what i've just done. We were talking about classic movies and my son says to me, i can't believe you've never seen any of the alien movies. I told him i always meant to watch them but never got round to it. So yesterday i decided to download them and finally watch them.
      I downloaded the first three and settled down before to watch the first one. I sat for six minutes and 12 seconds and someone finally spoke. In ~~~~in German I'd downloaded all three in ****in German. That'll teach me to check the movie before i get it in future.
      Gotta watch the 1st one Mate , It's the Biz !

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      • Bulld0g
        V.I.P. Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 7158

        #4
        Got the first one again so i'm gonna watch it tomorrow
        Oh yea and it's in english this time

        THE TRUTH
        The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

        Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
        The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • .: JaCkPoT :.
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          • Aug 2008
          • 5607

          #5
          No subtitles?

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          • chroma
            V.I.P. Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 1976

            #6
            i got the box set (totaly worth it for the directors cuts and specials) cost me some 45 quid back in the day, i saw it in ASDA last week for 7quid :/

            Grab yourself a bargain, the set is totaly awesome. screw the avp stuff though, those sucked the sweat from a dead mans ballsack.
            He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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            • forntida
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 1281

              #7
              Originally posted by Bulld0g
              I don't believe what i've just done. We were talking about classic movies and my son says to me, i can't believe you've never seen any of the alien movies. I told him i always meant to watch them but never got round to it. So yesterday i decided to download them and finally watch them.
              I downloaded the first three and settled down before to watch the first one. I sat for six minutes and 12 seconds and someone finally spoke. In ~~~~in German I'd downloaded all three in ****in German. That'll teach me to check the movie before i get it in future.
              Relax, this is failure
              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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              • Krypton
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2009
                • 694

                #8
                Originally posted by forntida
                Relax, this is failure
                what? the whole concept of trying to make rounders seem cool? yes its a failure
                Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

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                • forntida
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1281

                  #9
                  here's one I did earlier.
                  I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                  • zaphodbb
                    DK Daddy PT
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 1083

                    #10
                    Originally posted by forntida
                    here's one I did earlier.
                    this is what happens when limbo dancers take up the steeplechase, someone tell him please

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Krypton
                      what? the whole concept of trying to make rounders seem cool? yes its a failure
                      the concept of making a little girls game look butch with the muscly men with pads and helmets
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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                      • firemouth
                        DK Veteran
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 410

                        #12
                        Originally posted by forntida
                        Relax, this is failure
                        quite impressive. with all the steroid abuse in that "sport"(?) i bet he is the only guy on the field with a ball! they only way to "get" baseball, is to understand Americans. yes that's right, on the whole, they are dim! mind you if you have ever tried to hit a ball from a good pitcher, he's the one stood on that nipple thing, scratching his balls (if he has any left), it soon becomes obvious its not as easy as it looks. than again, its not that hard either.

                        on topic, my first download of WALL-E turned out to be German, i was a good bit through the film before anyone spoke. i ended up with popcorn and the contents of an ash try in my lap, and suddenly had the room to myself. teach me to watch the credits in future.
                        Last edited by firemouth; 25 March, 2009, 12:11.

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