The other day, I watched 2 films.
The first was 'War Of The Worlds 2'.
This is a sequel to a straight to video version that was made around the same time as Spielbergs version.
It stars C. Thomas Howell. After he appeared in the first film he decided that he could do a better job with the sequel and took the helm as director.
Yes, it is every bit as sh1te and avoidable as it sounds.
However, one of the co-stars, a Mr. Christopher Reid, who plays the character 'Pete'. His most notable achievement was the character 'Kid' in the Kid 'n' Play films from the late 80's / early 90's.
His most notable achievement until now.
He is quite simply the single most worst actor ever. EVER.
If, instead of him, they had hired some clueless gimp off the street, not given them a script or any inkling as to what part they were playing or what they were supposed to be doing, they would have done a better job.
It's this performance that makes the film worth watching. The part has made him a legend in my eyes. Absolute legend.
Watch the film.
I have not been able to find the first film despite my lengthy searches. This does not deter me. I will find this film and I will watch it.
Do yourself a service and watch this film.
The second film is called 'I don't want to be born'. A film from 1975 starring joan Collins, Ralph Bates and Donald Pleasance.
The basic synopsis. An ex-stripper is cursed to have a devil child after she spurns the advances of a midget.
That alone should be reason to watch it.
I'm pretty sure Floella Benjamin played a nurse in the delivery scene.
Yeah, now you're interested.
It amazes me how the actors managed to keep straight faces during the making of this film, it is such laughable crap.
The only reason I can imagine Ralph Bates signed up to do this film is because he had a deep burning desire to play a mock italian fckwit.
Scenes of the baby committing acts of evil such as messing his room up or massacring people are reduced to images of the baby in its cot, smiling, with a few dabs of fake blood on his face/hands.
There are plenty of deaths mind you. Drowning, hanging and an amazing decapitation scene.
As with the War Of The Worlds 2, do yourself a service and find this film.
Watch them. Laugh at them. Ridicule them. Make others watch them and then ridicule them for watching such sh1te.
The first was 'War Of The Worlds 2'.
This is a sequel to a straight to video version that was made around the same time as Spielbergs version.
It stars C. Thomas Howell. After he appeared in the first film he decided that he could do a better job with the sequel and took the helm as director.
Yes, it is every bit as sh1te and avoidable as it sounds.
However, one of the co-stars, a Mr. Christopher Reid, who plays the character 'Pete'. His most notable achievement was the character 'Kid' in the Kid 'n' Play films from the late 80's / early 90's.
His most notable achievement until now.
He is quite simply the single most worst actor ever. EVER.
If, instead of him, they had hired some clueless gimp off the street, not given them a script or any inkling as to what part they were playing or what they were supposed to be doing, they would have done a better job.
It's this performance that makes the film worth watching. The part has made him a legend in my eyes. Absolute legend.
Watch the film.
I have not been able to find the first film despite my lengthy searches. This does not deter me. I will find this film and I will watch it.
Do yourself a service and watch this film.
The second film is called 'I don't want to be born'. A film from 1975 starring joan Collins, Ralph Bates and Donald Pleasance.
The basic synopsis. An ex-stripper is cursed to have a devil child after she spurns the advances of a midget.
That alone should be reason to watch it.
I'm pretty sure Floella Benjamin played a nurse in the delivery scene.
Yeah, now you're interested.
It amazes me how the actors managed to keep straight faces during the making of this film, it is such laughable crap.
The only reason I can imagine Ralph Bates signed up to do this film is because he had a deep burning desire to play a mock italian fckwit.
Scenes of the baby committing acts of evil such as messing his room up or massacring people are reduced to images of the baby in its cot, smiling, with a few dabs of fake blood on his face/hands.
There are plenty of deaths mind you. Drowning, hanging and an amazing decapitation scene.
As with the War Of The Worlds 2, do yourself a service and find this film.
Watch them. Laugh at them. Ridicule them. Make others watch them and then ridicule them for watching such sh1te.
had to chuckle when i saw that
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