Stupid Funny Questions

[woodster79]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

This is one question i saw on a site and letys get other peoples view on stupid questions,

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At a Cinema which arm rest is yours?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

[Krypton]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

idont know

At a Cinema which arm rest is yours?

one on the left. i have actually worked at uci in the past and seriously we were told that any disputes concerning arm rests (and there were quite a few) could be solved by this fact

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

well you'd still be heading east wouldnt you. compass points are fixed

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

if her hymen is intact, then she is a virgin

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

oh i dont know

[MetalKettle]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? .....Not profitable or fattening enough

This is one question i saw on a site and letys get other peoples view on stupid questions,

heres a few more

At a Cinema which arm rest is yours?....The one closest to the isle

How far east can you go before you're heading west? ....Forever

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? ....Depends if a strapon is involved or hyman is broken

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? .....He was lone before he met him

A stitch in time saves nine what?

What do chickens think we taste like?

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[forntida]

At a Cinema which arm rest is yours?

none of them. they belong to the cinema.

[Krypton]

none of them. they belong to the cinema.

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taxi for forntida

[RedSpider]

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This is one question i saw on a site and letys get other peoples view on stupid questions,

heres a few more

At a Cinema which arm rest is yours?

* One of the arms has a cup holder. That's yours that is.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

* think about it, sunshine. You will only be heading west if you turn around.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

* yes. just as long as her special place has not been violated with a dildo/strap-on

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

* Because those were racist times and the indian fella was not aknowledged o given credit of any kind.

[RedSpider]

A stitch in time saves nine what?
*Nine stitches. If a sewing repair is left undone, it will get worse.

What do chickens think we taste like?

* until they can talk and eat us we'll never know


The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

* his nose rubbed in it

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do they though? I suppose its incase there's an accident and somebody catches their finger on it.

[forntida]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

I thought it went in through a drip so that no one was seen to be doing the injection.





If you are ever unlucky enough to have a pet put down. The vet has two hypodermics. One is an 'antidote' in case you get accidentally jabbed. They won't tell you that though.

[forntida]

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

* Because those were racist times and the indian fella was not aknowledged o given credit of any kind.

No! It was because Tonto saw the amount of Indians that came over the hill (as they do) and he said ' You're on your own paleface'.

[chroma]

The world is split into timezones, for instance its -5hrs to the east side of canada and america from here (new york, torronto etc).
so if its 17:00 here then its going to be 12:00 there.

what time is it in the north and south pole where all the timezones converge?

[forntida]

The world is split into timezones, for instance its -5hrs to the east side of canada and america from here (new york, torronto etc).
so if its 17:00 here then its going to be 12:00 there.

what time is it in the north and south pole where all the timezones converge?

As the north pole is not land I think the time zone is the same as someplace in Russia that owns the zone.

I think the South pole is zoned with New Zealand who own the main station there.

Did you know that if you stand at the North Pole you can only walk south. Unless you go up or down a ladder. At the south pole you can only walk north. Unless as above.

What a load of codswallop. Jeez that's us back at the sea again.