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  • jcgrumbles
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2010
    • 944

    #1

    arsehole drivers

    Mrs grumbles and i were sitting second in line at a set of traffic lights near a pub called the mill house in birtley yesterday and we noticed the`driver` in a vw with fancy wheels and two bean tins for an exhaust grinning stupidly at the driver in an audi in front of us,the lights changed and he shot off cutting across lanes and other cars.Excuse my language people but you are an absolute wan###, a fool,a danger to everyone on a road,you are a brainless twa#and if i ever see you again i will remove your eyes for you to keep you from doing it again.If and when you do kill someone i can only pray it is yourself. rant over,i feel better now
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    could you not have pressed the report botton?

    as a distintive car, you can still call the fuzz, did when some knob just missesd a bus by sod all, see blue & white and reg number.

    had he come off would have been stuck, not able to move, so renembered the reg, wrote on board, called the fuzz

    you can also report crimestopperas

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    • jcgrumbles
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2010
      • 944

      #3
      Originally posted by Meat-Head
      could you not have pressed the report botton?

      as a distintive car, you can still call the fuzz, did when some knob just missesd a bus by sod all, see blue & white and reg number.

      had he come off would have been stuck, not able to move, so renembered the reg, wrote on board, called the fuzz

      you can also report crimestopperas
      To be honest meaty i would have done but iwas just a bit too pissed off by his antics and i missed it...

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      • allnighta
        Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 75

        #4
        @grumbles

        ok m8 was it the roundabout past the scrapyard and were you heading off from the A1 back towards the pub
        just i was on my way back from the metrocentre and i cant remember the car as such but i was in the outside lane to go straight on and the guy in front of me just carved up the people in the next lane by flying over and turning right instead of heading straight over

        possible the same guy?

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        • super jumbe
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #5
          I wouldn?t worry mate could be an old bill driving a disguise car chasing criminals?
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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Originally posted by super jumbe
            I wouldn?t worry mate could be an old bill driving a disguise car chasing criminals?
            or a m-h-m costomer, throttle stuck & no brakes

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            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944

              #7
              Originally posted by allnighta
              @grumbles

              ok m8 was it the roundabout past the scrapyard and were you heading off from the A1 back towards the pub
              just i was on my way back from the metrocentre and i cant remember the car as such but i was in the outside lane to go straight on and the guy in front of me just carved up the people in the next lane by flying over and turning right instead of heading straight over

              possible the same guy?
              Hello mate,yes we were outside the scrapyard heading towards birtley,and that would be him.I should have realised at the time what he was going to do when at red because he was looking all around him at people in other cars with a right manic look on his face,things like that just chew me,hence the rant...

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              • jcgrumbles
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2010
                • 944

                #8
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                or a m-h-m costomer, throttle stuck & no brakes
                Bloody hell your right meaty,now i remember,i noticed an `ive been to meatheadshire`sticker on his blacked out rear window...

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                • Cod3waX
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1011

                  #9
                  i had guy like this not so long ago

                  DON'T BUY MERC SLK THEY CANT GO OVER 20 MPH

                  anyways this berk was indicating left at the roundabout and i was going right but the merc decided he wasnt going left and was going straight and cutting me up so pushed alittle harder on the gas n bang Crushed in his drivers door
                  massive dent hahaha no damaged to my plastic bumper ahahahah get off the road old fud!

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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3904

                    #10
                    I see loads of them.

                    One that should of been banned was an old coffin dodger in a Jag heading out of Beamish towards the A19.

                    Most roundabouts on that road are set for left turn only in the left lane. Straight on or right turn in the right lane.
                    Every roundabout he approached he was in the left lane, but always went straight over...no matter what the lane markings said.

                    Nearly took his rear end off the first time. In three consecutive roundabouts he managed to be in the wrong lane for what he wanted. It didn't get any better once he got on the A19 either.
                    Canker

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                      IMost roundabouts on that road are set for left turn only in the left lane. Straight on or right turn in the right lane.
                      Every roundabout he approached he was in the left lane, but always went straight over...no matter what the lane markings said.

                      .
                      just for reference i was programmed to drive like that.

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                      • Canker_Canison
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2010
                        • 3904

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        just for reference i was programmed to drive like that.
                        If it was you, you're more dodgy than I thought. There were two small kids in the back of the car. At a guess, no older than 8 years old.

                        What were you doing?
                        Canker

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                        • DOUGALMCD
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • May 2011
                          • 3229

                          #13
                          Sitting beside jimmy saville?

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                            If it was you, you're more dodgy than I thought.

                            What were you doing?
                            looking for a certain window to lob a cinder block through with a htc hero attatched, then anoher cinder block through the door, with a htc hero digitiser attatched romflma

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                            • Destruct1
                              Newbie
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1

                              #15
                              Lolwut?Dafk?

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